While we're on the topic of ridiculous shit that exists, check this out. The OP is trolling them so hard, and they don't even notice. They actually like the thread. Genuinely. I die every time I read it for a multitude of reasons.
Originally Posted by TripMyHop
I feel like we should be friends now.
Originally Posted by BlueRose
Not even a few mins into noobhood and I accept you already.
Originally Posted by Rusalka
Any asshole caught using their signature for it's intended purpose will be shot.
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Originally Posted by rpg101
Can I see your temporarily visa? I need to make it permanent.
Originally Posted by Seravee
Whoa wait. Cleavage is no longer accepted as payment here?
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Amagawd! Rusa. We are now forever.
Originally Posted by Asuras
No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
Soul_Sam: Not seen the Sherlock tv series, but just started Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes on my Kobo.
Ginaisawesome: wtf u reading that Shit for twilight is better.
Sadly, she is not joking.
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Originally Posted by Sophistikit
I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
You loveable asshole, you.
You are blunt, and to the point.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D
Originally Posted by Myyt
Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.
Originally Posted by Esper
Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.
Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick
I had dibs first.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Put it this way.
If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.
Without a fight.
Because it's me and Jorick.
We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.
Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.
Originally Posted by overwatch
When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex
He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes
Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness
You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.
Originally Posted by Hank
Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.