Quotes about Squee

[Fallenreaper]

I know.
That's why I don't really want any fond quotes.

Squee, are you planning on taking over the world with quotes? Should I be worried?

Best I got, lol.

[Jorick]

Sorry Natty, but I gotta. /squat

/dead

You're welcome. :D

[Cressida Hawker]

HELLO RELATIVE OF MINE THAT GOES SQUEE IT'S THE SOUND I MAKE WHEN I SEE YOUR VIRTUAL FACE

[Herzinth]

You have a signature.

[Christiefries]

"I am in Squee's signature."

[Seravee]

Squee is wonderful. I have a big lesbian crush on her.

[NatsumeHack]

I am really squee.

[Kill Bones]

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

You'll come up with some great, I'm sure of it.

I was half-tempted to put something really shitty when I read this.

[WereCat]

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something



I was half-tempted to put something really shitty when I read this.

Eventually you'll get fed up with me and snap

[Azarthes]

I guess my suspicions began to form in the late summer of '10, back when spam was being formed into something completely different. If you look at the 'You're banned' game we can see that even for a horrifically boring game, many seem to be possessed by the need to ban the above poster. Even through the 'lets count to 100' craze, her thread was still one of the most popular threads on spam. Now, some of you may be thinking 'that seems perfectly normal, why do you care?' and you would be right, but then I looked deeper into the thing that was Squee. Back in 2010, we had a clash of interests between two groups. The old and the new began butting heads, during this time we saw members like Bela, Dex, Woodfin, and some other bitches become well known. We hated them to their very core, they had to win us over slowly. But not for Squee, always so nice and accepting. She took them in with open legs arms. I thought to myself "What? Someone doesn't want to continuously bash these new people to up their rep? Heresy." That was my first clue into the evil that is Squee. Everywhere I began to see it, Squee would talk to a newbie, her warm and loving personality taking root deep in the soul of these people. They loved and cherished that someone wasn't being hostile to them. It was some sort of "inspiration to keep going". Not only that, but every time a nublet would speak to her, they would go and post in the 'you're banned', it's like Squee was luring them into her thread so her name could get bigger and bigger. It progressed so fast I could not stop it, even I begin to fall under her spell every minute, it is so hard to resist. I pray those reading this do not fall victim to her schemes.

In 2011, I believe it was, we saw Squee take a new approach to those that resist.

They call them, Rabbit Doubts.

Dreadful things, the annoying people that debate with you every single thing, the dull story the hosts come up with. All clear signs that Squee has feed on everyone of them. She then has them make these things, to draw more people in and not bring attention to herself. She does it so well, she looks like she's having fun. Purposely not being the killer in all of these games, falling around the middle of the game so she can see how her food progresses. Allowing her to make 'teehee I lost' posts that for some reason you adore even though you know that she posted it because it was obligatory. And you know that every step of the way, Squee will be there her compassion for all things spam consuming most everyone you chat with. And then, in 2012 or whatever, she left. I thought it some holy being that smote her where she stood. No, it was more insidious power grubbing that Squee is so fond of. We saw her take a new identity, a new gender, and a new way of life. She had become Axl. For months on end she toyed with us, some of the straight ladies here flirted with Axl. All because Squee knew what these women wanted to hear, she had found a way to feed off of even the most resistant of prey. It makes me sick to think of all these poor women, thinking they were going to see some Dex foot, and finding nothing but a row of Squee's razor sharp teeth, waiting to consume their souls. Truly a monster we all need rise against, but alas, most of the people here love her. They wouldn't lift a finger before it became to late to save them.

To those reading this, a warning, Squee is the antichrist.
Save yourselves.

~Aza