Stop it, Kitsunes, you're on a loop againWho runs RPG?
Mahz, duh. Mazda.
Mazda is a Japanese car company that produced its first vehicle in 1931, the Mazdago, a three wheeled open “truck” that spawned a number of similar designs including the Hopestar and the Daihatsu Midget. Midget. Danny Devito. Coincidence? I think not. Danny Devito is our first clue, but we’re going to have to dig deeper if we’re going to discover the dark secret behind RPG.
Danny Devito is a famous television and cinema actor famous for a number of movies, including a brief appearance in the third Austin Powers film. Austin Powers is a spoof of James Bond, the famous adventurer-spy-secret service agent who has appeared in movies, portrayed by multiple actors, for decades. Famous movies involving James Bond include Die Another Day, Casino Royale, and Octopussy. Octopussy. Octopus. Octomom.
Octomom is our second clue.
But what other character has appeared over decades while being portrayed by multiple actors? The Doctor. Doctor Who, the award-winning BBC television program praised for its excellent writing and charming story. Its excellent writing is provided by none other than showrunner Steven Moffat. Steven Moffat. Steven Spielberg. Steve Perry, writer of the first novel of the Star Wars Expanded Universe. Perry the Platypus, television character famous for his appearances in Phineas and Ferb and voiced by Dee Bradley Baker, who also provided voice work for the Nickelodeon series The Fairly OddParents. Everything leads back to Nickelodeon.
Nickelodeon is our second clue. But it goes much deeper than that.
Nickelodeon also operates several amusement parks throughout the world, the largest and most famous of which is Nickelodeon Land in Pleasure Beach Blackpool, England. Rides include the Blue Flyer, Avatar Airbender, the Backyardigans’ Pirate Adventure, and Dora’s World Adventure. Dora the Explorer. Dora has a cousin named Diego. Both start with D. Jorick’s D. The Dominican Republic. Doctor Who. DoctorDonna. Donna Noble.
As you can see, our fourth clue is Donna Noble.
Fuck this I can’t write anymore.