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    ♠Class 'A' Offender♠ ♠Ace♠'s Avatar
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    So, Apparently

    Jelly Belly jelly beans had to find some way to make up for losing their ability to make those Harry Potter Every Flavor Beans.

    Now they got some shit called Bean-Boozled. Two of the same color beans, but one is something fucking awful and you can't tell which.

    Black Licorice-Skunk Spray
    Top Banana-Pencil Shavings
    Buttered Popcorn-Rotten Egg
    Juicy Pear-Booger
    Coconut-Baby Wipes
    Berry Blue-Toothpaste
    Peach-Barf
    Caramal Corn-Moldy Cheese
    Strawberry Jam-Centipede
    Chocolate Pudding-Canned Dog Food

    I recall accidentally eating an Earthworm flavor thinking it was brownie back when they made the HP ones and nearly vomiting, that one was easily worse than vomit, so I'm betting Centipede is most awful.

    I just want to know how the fuck they make this shit. Like, Earthworm and Vomit both tasted like the smell of Earthworms and mud and...well, vomit.

    I'm thinking maybe sometime this week I'll have to eat these. Maybe on Tinychat.

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    I remember I ate the soap flavored one.

    I couldn't eat meat for a week because I kept thinking about it for some reason.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Squee View Post
    I remember I ate the soap flavored one.

    I couldn't eat meat for a week because I kept thinking about it for some reason.
    That Earthworm jelly bean, I'm not even joking, is easily the most disgusting, foul thing I had ever tasted in my life.

    I could almost imagine a worm wriggling around on my tongue. It may also just be the sheer surprise that made it worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mephistopheles to the Lord-Faust, Goethe
    Life on earth would not be quite
    so vile had you not given him that shine of heavenly light,
    that he calls Reason, but which he uses, if at all,
    to be more animal than any animal.

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    Lol at this entire thread. I need to get some of these for party games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ View Post
    Jelly Belly jelly beans had to find some way to make up for losing their ability to make those Harry Potter Every Flavor Beans.

    Now they got some shit called Bean-Boozled. Two of the same color beans, but one is something fucking awful and you can't tell which.

    Black Licorice-Skunk Spray
    Top Banana-Pencil Shavings
    Buttered Popcorn-Rotten Egg
    Juicy Pear-Booger
    Coconut-Baby Wipes
    Berry Blue-Toothpaste
    Peach-Barf
    Caramal Corn-Moldy Cheese
    Strawberry Jam-Centipede
    Chocolate Pudding-Canned Dog Food

    I recall accidentally eating an Earthworm flavor thinking it was brownie back when they made the HP ones and nearly vomiting, that one was easily worse than vomit, so I'm betting Centipede is most awful.

    I just want to know how the fuck they make this shit. Like, Earthworm and Vomit both tasted like the smell of Earthworms and mud and...well, vomit.

    I'm thinking maybe sometime this week I'll have to eat these. Maybe on Tinychat.
    No good choice with either of those two.


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    Get some orange slices

    Place them on a plate

    Get a lemon slice

    Place it in between the orange slices.

    Go feed them to someone distracted

    Amusement.

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    Eww licorice
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    Black Licorice < Skunk Spray

    Just think of the poor bastards who had to taste test them. "Yep, that's the taste of boogers."

    Would they have had to eat said substances to compare?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Shepherd View Post
    Black Licorice < Skunk Spray

    Just think of the poor bastards who had to taste test them. "Yep, that's the taste of boogers."

    Would they have had to eat said substances to compare?
    You missed a dash or two.





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