Today I lost several IQ points.

[Kyuki]

So this evening I went store to store trying to find a job. Well I come up to a tanning salon, and I'm just like "Shoot me" but I went in anyway. Because I really need the money. Then this happened...

Two girls were working; they were watching Teen Mom 2 and doing each others make up. I approach them and ask "Hi, can you tell me if this location is hiring?" and she spoke. The squeakiest of all squeaky voices, she says to me. "Oh totally don't think so! But you can totally apply online! Like do you know what Google is right? The internet thing?". So obviously I say "Yes..." just completely dumbfounded by how dumb this bitch sounded. So anyway she then says. "Oh good! A LOT OF MY FRIENDS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, and I'm just like OMG HOW DO YOU /NOT/ KNOW WHAT GOOGLE IS? Like it is the best browser on the computer!". Then she did this awful giggle and continued to speak in what I guess is her normal voice. So I just didn't even respond and she said "Go on Google and type in the name of our tanning salon. Then from there you so totally apply online and like see if maybe other stores are giving away jobs! Like you so look like you could use the free tans" -insert stupid giggle here-.... I was just like "Kthnxbai"

It was the most dreadful three minutes of my life. ._. But I figured you would all enjoy the story and such, so yeah. New Jersey at its best. -.-

[Kill Bones]

Did you stick it in her?

[Elendra]

Oh no, a culture group that has values and priorities different than our own. BURN IT WITH FIRE.

DIE DIVERSITY, DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE, only pure homogenous communities should exist!

[Kyuki]

Did you stick it in her?

Ugh no, but I seriously just wanted to slap a bitch.

Oh no, a culture group that has values and priorities different than our own. BURN IT WITH FIRE.

DIE DIVERSITY, DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE, only pure homogenous communities should exist!

Lolwut? She was just an idiot is all- not even an idiot. A complete airhead.

[Elendra]

Ugh no, but I seriously just wanted to slap a bitch.
Lolwut? She was just an idiot is all- not even an idiot. A complete airhead.

Oh no, a disabled person. KILL THEM.

[Kill Bones]

Oh no, a disabled person. KILL THEM.

Well yeah

Mother Nature does that all the time

And Freud told me I want to bang her

So we do what she says

[The Shepherd]

This is your subconscious speaking.

Return to the tanning salon.

Burn it down.

[SmexySpiral]

This is a general description of every interaction I've had with my peers.

[★LunaLight★]

You should have asked for her personal information just to see if she would give it to you.

[Elendra]

Well yeah

Mother Nature does that all the time

And Freud told me I want to bang her

So we do what she says

Sound enough logic