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01-29-2013 #1
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So I'm fourteen now.

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I might waste your time with a thread saying that my birthday was yesterday.

No party, but lots of cheesecake.

...So, uh, Spam. What else is new?

Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft

All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.

ARE YOU A PENGUIN?

NO.

LEAVE.

Originally Posted by Discontent

I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...

Originally Posted by Codexanother

How did you... type without arms...?

Originally Posted by SkyFairwind

I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?

Originally Posted by The English

BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!

Originally Posted by xGabrielx

Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards

Originally Posted by Bela

You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Grif, it's termite you're talking to.

He doesn't think like you and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.

Originally Posted by guster746

You'll be in my heart.
- - - Updated - - -
Nevermind you're an ass.
<3

Originally Posted by Jorick

What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by SebasChan

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Originally Posted by KnightShade

Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.

This theory has some merit.

Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.

We could eat him alive.

Originally Posted by Lucian Heart

You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.

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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.

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You're welcome.
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01-29-2013 #2
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late happy birthday.

[12:59:28 AM] Soapy: Paul sounds like a nice guy.
[12:59:39 AM] Soapy: He has a gentle voice. Like an ocean wave gently breaking on the sand, or a chorus of angels singing sweet, angelic melodies into your ears.
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01-29-2013 #3
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No way. Seriously?

I thought you were like 15-17. Jesus. o_o

http://i.imgur.com/Jk5TqOa.gif?1

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I declare Tripmyhop as the second person in spam to be anywhere good at nick names.
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01-29-2013 #4
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Wait are 14 year olds even allowed on the internet?

I'm calling your parents

Winner of:
Funniest Spammer 2013
Most Quotable Spammer 2013
Spam Prince 2013

Look at these meaningless awards
Drown me in your jealousy baby
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01-29-2013 #5
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18th birthday came with a notification that nobody was gonna be arsed to post my bail anymore.
-Not that this was ever a problem.

"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"

- General George Patton

"After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."
-Major Leonard R. Boyd
-Page 361
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01-29-2013 #6
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:3 Happy late birthday.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

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01-29-2013 #7

Director of the Cheka

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

No way. Seriously?

I thought you were like 15-17. Jesus. o_o

This.
But it's good to know I'm older than someone in Spam.

The White Army and the Black Baron;
Are trying to force us back to the Tsar.

"These people are the poisonous leeches on an age of potential so infinite it should be glorious. But
it stands no chance, it's marred by uselessness made flesh and minds that are little more than nubile lambs, bleeting obnoxiously."
-Sophistotle

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

Originally Posted by Hank in Skype

You're insane.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

I'M YOUR ZEDDYBEAR!

Originally Posted by Esper

Spot on.

Originally Posted by The Australian

A pretty cool chap.

For a Bolshevik.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I actually legitimately believed you might be female

Sorry

You're kinda like Nat in a way (don't shit yourself, let me finish)

You can be really fucking annoying (see blorbs1)

But when you're not, you're actually pretty alright

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I'm not sure what to make of you. Like some of your reactions...I don't see what makes you have them. But when you're calm you seem like a really thoughtful, smart kid. Like you think about things deeply. When you yell random stuff it annoys me. lol
I can tell you're really creative too.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I get to see you a lot. You are something like a younger face in my circle of friends. It is a nice charm, but I really only know you on the basis that you are there a lot.

Originally Posted by Asuras

I can tell you're a perfectly cool dude, but you seem to squander this with silly or pointless posts. I'm sure you'll eventually get over it; I did myself. Just make sure you act pleasantly and I'll see you as a good spammer forever and always.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You're the worst, Ross.

Not really, you're better than some people. A few of them, at least. You used to be terrible on a Svenn and Nat (before I grew some tolerance for him) level, but now you're not that bad. Sometimes you still annoy me immensely, you're immature in stupid ways and you says some pretty dumb shit, but other than that you're alright. You have a decent sense of humor and a thick skin, both of which are traits I can appreciate. You just need to grow up some more before I can say my opinion of you is good rather than neutral.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I'm suddenly drawing a blank.
I keep getting you mixed up with Aussie and Trooper and whoever else decided to change their set to something war-related.
Eh, I figure you're okay.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Hey! I will always remember you as that RD player who would not stop flooding my inbox. But I don't mean that as an insult. On the contrary, I like how active you've been in my game. I really appreciate it. I don't know you very well as a person, but you make me laugh, so keep doing what you're doing.

Originally Posted by Jannah

You seem cool and we seem to share an interest in history. Also, as a fellow comrade you get bonus points in my book.

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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

You could be exponentially worse.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

That you did.

You don't seem all that bad, Zed. Just try don't fuck it up and we cool.

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01-29-2013 #8

Foster

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Oh right... presents...

*Gift-wraps Squee*

"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"

- General George Patton

"After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."
-Major Leonard R. Boyd
-Page 361

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01-29-2013 #9

Christiefries

Absit invidia.

I'd say late happy birthday, but I hate your set. So I hope it was horrible.

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."