I don't bite...I nibble.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Anytime I've ever been locked out of my house, I kick the door down.
And well placed 13 inch boot from a 250 lb man to the area right around where the doorknob is should break the piece which holds the door shut. If you're lucky, that's all you'll mess up. Door lock won't work, but you can use the deadbolt to keep the door shut/locked
If you've got the deadbolt locked, then you're screwed. Or if you damage the door frame you're screwed.
Doorknobs are easy to replace. Door Frames? More time consuming.
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Does this mean I'm not American, or is the stereotype so fucked up these days?
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?
I restrained my tears only because I was in public. I have since cried at "On My Own" and "Little Fall of Rain" quite miserably. And wouldn't we all? :P
Good luck with climbing up and getting in without being arrested thanks to someone thinking you're a ragamuffin, a rascal and a thief.