Reply With QuoteRead the rest of the thread, Ace xD I live in a flat, and there aren't exactly many safe, secret, concealed places to hide a key in the stairwell.Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
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Read the rest of the thread, Ace xD I live in a flat, and there aren't exactly many safe, secret, concealed places to hide a key in the stairwell.
You're not trying hard enough. First of all, you're going to need two houses. Well, at least appear to have two houses.
You have to hide a [fake] key in a regular hiding place: under the doormat, above the door frame, under a rock, etc. If someone tries to break into your house they'll be met with a pound of C4 explosive which you've placed behind and fake door. I'm sure you can figure out the wiring.
What you do with the real key is buy two combination-lock safes. In one, you'll have what appears to be a block of plastic and nothing more. In the other, a blowtorch with plenty of fuel. You're going to have to bury these two safes in very different locations. If you need to, get the coordinates tattooed on your body in some sort of code.
Next time you're locked out, all you have to do in go uncover these safes, melt the plastic with the blowtorch, and recover the key hidden inside.
Last edited by AwsonRew; 01-16-2013 at 05:34 PM. Reason: I forgot the word "fake," yo.
Outside. Put it under a rock, in a bush, or make a hole in a tree and hide it in there and make squirrel noises. The squirrels will come running and guard your key for times like these.
Or keep a key on a necklace and wear that all the time like Zoey.
Brilliantly, thank you for asking!
As a solution to this problem, hide one of these on the premises.
Not Boris, (a hunky beefcake though he is) the battering ram in his hands.
Last edited by Catharyn; 01-17-2013 at 08:19 AM.
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that's.... a battering ram? How inadequate.Brilliantly, thank you for asking!
As a solution to this problem, hide one of these on the premises.
Not Boris, (a hunky beefcake though he is) the battering ram in his hands.
I could do more damage with my foot.
That's what you think, but you'll always do more damage with one of those than any part of your own body. It amplifies everyone's strength by a lot, using momentum of the entire body (and all the strength your shoulders/back can muster). On top of that it's solid metal. Your limbs aren't.
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it's the size of my forearm.That's what you think, but you'll always do more damage with one of those than any part of your own body. It amplifies everyone's strength by a lot, using momentum of the entire body (and all the strength your shoulders/back can muster). On top of that it's solid metal. Your limbs aren't.
The battering rams that I've seen SAPD use are a lot bigger.
I live in the city centre. "Outside" is the pavement.
Zoey? Also, I suppose I could, unless the school counted it as jewellery because it's a necklace.
I'm really glad to hear itBrilliantly, thank you for asking!
As a solution to this problem, hide one of these on the premises.
Not Boris, (a hunky beefcake though he is) the battering ram in his hands.you'll have to show me the progress sometime :3
WHERE WOULD I HIDE IT? D:. And I think I would prefer my very own Boris, actually.
We're British. We don't feel the need to compensate.
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