So I'm locked out of my flat...

[HaloAssault]

BASH THE DOOR DOWN

It told me if I tried that again it would, ahem, "kick my teeth in". What do?

Also, while I absolutely love your Les Mis signature, I also appreciate that the French word for death is clearly written behind Marius's head.

I didn't actually make it. ^^;;. I'm planning to make my own once my exams are over, but for now I don't want to be pulled into it at the expense of my studies. Eponine is mtg favourite character, though.

You can tell when someone isn't American.

Indeed, I am British. More specifically, rather thoroughly English, and rather obviously so in demeanour, sensibilities and accent.

[Catharyn]

Indeed, I am British. More specifically, rather thoroughly English, and rather obviously so in demeanour, sensibilities and accent.

<3

[Seravee]

I didn't actually make it. ^^;;. I'm planning to make my own once my exams are over, but for now I don't want to be pulled into it at the expense of my studies. Eponine is mtg favourite character, though.

She was fantastic in the film, and I definitely got a bit teary during On My Own. Plus, I would kill to have a waist that small.

[Genghismike]

BASH THE DOOR DOWN

this.

Anytime I've ever been locked out of my house, I kick the door down.

And well placed 13 inch boot from a 250 lb man to the area right around where the doorknob is should break the piece which holds the door shut. If you're lucky, that's all you'll mess up. Door lock won't work, but you can use the deadbolt to keep the door shut/locked

If you've got the deadbolt locked, then you're screwed. Or if you damage the door frame you're screwed.

Doorknobs are easy to replace. Door Frames? More time consuming.

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When they aren't a roid raging mass murdering action movie star or a seven hundred pound whale that learned how to walk?

Don't do Roids, not a mass murderer, not a movie star, and not 700 lbs.

Does this mean I'm not American, or is the stereotype so fucked up these days?

[Azarthes]

this.

Anytime I've ever been locked out of my house, I kick the door down.

And well placed 13 inch boot from a 250 lb man to the area right around where the doorknob is should break the piece which holds the door shut. If you're lucky, that's all you'll mess up. Door lock won't work, but you can use the deadbolt to keep the door shut/locked

If you've got the deadbolt locked, then you're screwed. Or if you damage the door frame you're screwed.

Doorknobs are easy to replace. Door Frames? More time consuming.

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Don't do Roids, not a mass murderer, not a movie star, and not 700 lbs.

Does this mean I'm not American, or is the stereotype so fucked up these days?

Genghismike is one of those action heros I was talking about

[Genghismike]

Genghismike is one of those action heros I was talking about

good god, the horror

[Clirkus]

Went out to buy lunch. Forgot my keys. So now I'm stuck in the stairwell with, admittedly delicious, macaroni cheese for about 40 minutes until my brother gets home.
And people say I'm smart. x___x.

this.

Anytime I've ever been locked out of my house, I kick the door down.

And well placed 13 inch boot from a 250 lb man to the area right around where the doorknob is should break the piece which holds the door shut. If you're lucky, that's all you'll mess up. Door lock won't work, but you can use the deadbolt to keep the door shut/locked

If you've got the deadbolt locked, then you're screwed. Or if you damage the door frame you're screwed.

Doorknobs are easy to replace. Door Frames? More time consuming.

Naw, I'm a 140 lb spaghetti noodle. If it was me, I'd climb up to a window or balcony. Climbing's my thing, I have a reputation ^.^ And I have a habit of breaking into my locked car a lot too via the window, never needed force though.

[HaloAssault]

<3

Comrade. <3 How goes the novel?

She was fantastic in the film, and I definitely got a bit teary during On My Own. Plus, I would kill to have a waist that small.

The girl who played her, Samantha Barks, actually plays Eponine in the London West End version
I restrained my tears only because I was in public. I have since cried at "On My Own" and "Little Fall of Rain" quite miserably. And wouldn't we all? :P

Naw, I'm a 140 lb spaghetti noodle. If it was me, I'd climb up to a window or balcony. Climbing's my thing, I have a reputation ^.^ And I have a habit of breaking into my locked car a lot too via the window, never needed force though.

It's 3 floors up. No balconies. Old tenement building. Also, in a busy street. My windows are double-layered.
Good luck with climbing up and getting in without being arrested thanks to someone thinking you're a ragamuffin, a rascal and a thief.

[Turtlicious]

Went out to buy lunch. Forgot my keys. So now I'm stuck in the stairwell with, admittedly delicious, macaroni cheese for about 40 minutes until my brother gets home.
And people say I'm smart. x___x.

Paper clip and a and a screw driver, place the tip of the screw driver against the inner circle of the lock, applying pressure to make it turn slightly, then using the paper clip, tap pins into place, keep a constant pressure on the screw driver or else the pins will fall and you will have to start over. Eventually (as you go along) the screwdriver will go all the way to the "open and unlocked" position.

[Cpt Toellner]

Paper clip and a and a screw driver, place the tip of the screw driver against the inner circle of the lock, applying pressure to make it turn slightly, then using the paper clip, tap pins into place, keep a constant pressure on the screw driver or else the pins will fall and you will have to start over. Eventually (as you go along) the screwdriver will go all the way to the "open and unlocked" position.

You would know.