I think I can justify Satanism

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i believe in the grim reaper.

[Clirkus]

Oh yes.

Oh, this one has spirit.

[Kadaeux]

Oh, this one has spirit.

[Clirkus]

...but not resources.

[Kadaeux]

...but not resources.

Orly?

[Antarctic Termite]

I know this sounds crazy, but stay with me on this one. But fist, don’t take this seriously. This is just a whole bunch of “what if” situations. So, let’s say Christianity is not a myth, but in fact truth. So there’s this bearded man in the sky called God. He created the angels, and the main one was this dude named Lucifer. You know, Satan. That boogie-man that lurks in the night and temps people with evil thoughts. Here’s a question…

Why is he so bad?

“Because he’s just evil!” Some people may tell you. Apparently the guy and a whole group of angels were thrown out of heaven for rebelling against God. He must have had a reason for doing so though. Maybe he didn’t agree with some of the ideals that God was coming up with. It makes sense. Rebellions pop up all over the world because of that.

Here’s why Lucifer might be seen as an evil figure. You know the old saying that the winners write the history books? So, the bible, that big book of history, that God influenced? Bingo.

This makes a surprising amount of sense, but cthulhu fhtagn. naw jks I'm a Christian :]

[Clirkus]

Orly?

Yes, really.

[Manic]

Don't mind me.

[Christiefries]

I believe in America!

[Clirkus]

Kadeaux, don't tell me you've given up already.

I was just starting to have fun.