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  • Call an exterminator.

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  • Plumbing/AC/whatever house crap is in your walls

    5 21.74%
  • Who do you call?! GHOSTBUSTERS!

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  • 'Dem clock niggas...

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Thread: Yo Spammers, whatcha think?

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    Vintage Happiness XxSkittlezxX's Avatar
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    Yo Spammers, whatcha think?

    So, this summer I noticed an odd sort of sound coming from my window-ish area and it at first, I assumed it to be some sort of (oddly, perfectly rhythmic) construction. However, no houses are being built and what kind of construction only happens at night? So a friend or two spent the night and commented on how they didn't like the loud new clock. And I told them I didn't have any batteries in any of my clocks. And so I then thought to myself that it did sound like the ticking of a clock. A fast clock, but a clock. However, I can't seem to find the source of it. It's perfectly steady, only happens and night etc, etc.. So, just to be sure, I go to my two clocks and neither are ticking. So I approach my window, and the sound seems to be coming from the wall. But when laying in my bed, it sounds as though it were outside. However, this happens in no other rooms? [I know. So unlucky.]

    Since I can't sleep, I figured I'd ask for some expert opinions from Spam. So what do you think?

    Am I going crazy?
    Do I have termites?
    Is it the plumbing or AC?
    Is my room haunted?
    Are those clock niggas from Dr. Who waiting to take my brain in my sleep?


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    it sounds like the story with the heart that's beating under the floor boards









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    In my old dorm, which the heat would come on, it sounded like tiny people in our pipes hitting each other with hammers.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KuroTenshi View Post
    it sounds like the story with the heart that's beating under the floor boards
    Tell-tale Heart. And I resolved not to kill anyone until college.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squee View Post
    In my old dorm, which the heat would come on, it sounded like tiny people in our pipes hitting each other with hammers.
    Did you ever try inviting them to tea? Could have been very frustrated and upset elves/pixies/fairies that got trapped in the venting.


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    Probably just some anomalous activity. Foundation agents have been dispatched to your location. Don't worry, you won't even remember it ever happened once their done.
    I don't know what to put here right now.

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    Two things.
    1. You forgot Lolsorasgay(You could have added this to the end of all the answers. :3)
    2. It's the Agents. The Matrix has you...



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    Vintage Happiness XxSkittlezxX's Avatar
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    Knew it was a conspiracy. But everybody says that technology is outdated. I don't know what to believe anymore.


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    LOLSORASGAY
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
    Never, you say?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Aragorn View Post
    Two things.
    1. You forgot Lolsorasgay(You could have added this to the end of all the answers. :3)
    Always my favorite answer but I thought Other would be "lolsora'sgay". It usually is.


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    Could be a breaker or something with the wiring. Get someone in there to look at it.





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