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  • Check yourself in.

    0 0%
  • Call an exterminator.

    3 13.04%
  • Plumbing/AC/whatever house crap is in your walls

    5 21.74%
  • Who do you call?! GHOSTBUSTERS!

    4 17.39%
  • 'Dem clock niggas...

    6 26.09%
  • Other

    5 21.74%
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Thread: Yo Spammers, whatcha think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinFoster View Post
    Probably just some anomalous activity. Foundation agents have been dispatched to your location. Don't worry, you won't even remember it ever happened once their done.
    I mean that literally. You'll most likely have your memory erased through amnesiac drugs.
    I don't know what to put here right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripMyHop View Post
    Could be a breaker or something with the wiring. Get someone in there to look at it.
    How anti-climctic yet plausible.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinFoster View Post
    I mean that literally. You'll most likely have your memory erased through amnesiac drugs.
    Paladin, you scare me sometimes.



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    Vintage Happiness XxSkittlezxX's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinFoster View Post
    I mean that literally. You'll most likely have your memory erased through amnesiac drugs.
    God, I hope so.


    Quote Originally Posted by Bladewind
    Anything is allowed, nothing is forbidden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aragorn View Post
    Paladin, you scare me sometimes.
    Administration of amnesiacs are standard Foundation procedure. Secure, Contain, Protect.
    I don't know what to put here right now.

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    I vote other.

    Burn the motherfucker down.

    BURN IT DOWN.

    > Mess with some wires
    > Burn house down
    > Testify that *whatever* sparked and set *whatever* on fire (blame on electrical issue)
    > Profit

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    The worst I vould probably do would be to cut off the electricity.

    "And sir, I have no idea why there were three barrels of gasoline in the house. It was a completely eletrical fire."


    Quote Originally Posted by Bladewind
    Anything is allowed, nothing is forbidden.

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    Burn everything.

    http://alphakoka.minitroopers.com
    Credit to Harby the Australian Harbringer.



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    Quote Originally Posted by XxSkittlezxX View Post
    Do I have termites?


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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinFoster View Post
    Administration of amnesiacs are standard Foundation procedure. Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Unless, of course, lingering effects require termination of affected induviduals.

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    Probably a loose HVAC duct rattling when the AC kicks-in.
    -Is the heat pump located near this room?
    -Is there an old refridgerator or something in your room trying to start itself up?
    -Does someone do laundry at night?
    -Is your toilet running? (as in, not sealed, water flows constant) If so, you have a water-clock to fix.
    -Could it be furnace/water-heater pilot-light? Do you smell gas?

    -Animals usually aren't perfectly metronomey.
    "Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"
    - General George Patton

    "After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."

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