Pretty straightforward. Tell your best joke. Now let's not be a bunch of pussbags and go to google and copy and paste something, alright? Tell it from memory, tell it with a little piece of you, tell it from the heart
I guess I'll go first, ahem...
So there's this bus, right? And it's chugging along and it picks up this hippy looking guy. Let's call him "The Hippy" So The Hippy gets on and he takes a seat towards the back. At the next stop, a beautiful young nun gets on and sits up front. Hippy gives her a once over and immediately gets up, walk to the front of the bus, and plops down right beside her. The Hippy gives a little hack and a cough to clear his throat and says in the smoothest way possible,
"Hey nun, would you fuck me?"
The young woman of Christ gives The Hippy a once over herself and says in disgust, "You're a filthy street urchin. I would never sleep with you, and besides I'm married to God." With that said, she got off at the next stop. So our hippy friend is sitting there, a little down in the dumps, when the busdriver speaks out to The Hippy,
"Hey hippy! I know a way you can get that nun to sleep with you." The hippy perks up, with hopeful look on his face and asks
"Well, I happen to know for a fact that that specific nun goes to the local cemetery every night at midnight to pray. All you have to do is go there dressed as Jesus, you already look the part, and command her to have sex with you." The Hippy, not being the brightest in the bunch, thinks this is an excellent idea. He gets off at the local shopping district and buys nothing but a white bath robe and glow in the dark face paint. He dons the robs and rubs the paint all over his face on the way to the cemetery. He waits there, in a bush, until midnight. Sure enough, at the stroke of midnight, out comes nun who sits on bench with pair of rosary beads.
The hippy jumps from the bushes and screams. "I am Jesus Christ! Your lord and savior! I have come to demand your body in exchange for permanent salvation of your soul!!" The nun hesitates then responds,
"Yes, my lord, but we may we please copulate in my rear so I may stay a virgin and pure in the eyes of your father" The hippy of course has no problem with this (it's actually what he preferred) and starts going to town. He's just wailing on her giving it all he has when he decides at the moment of climax to wipe off his face, he yells out,
"Ha! Ha! I'm The Hippy"
The nun rips off her mask and yells back, "Ha! Ha! I'm the busdriver!"
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