I'mma 'bout to choke a bitch

[♠Ace♠]

Second day of my cultural anthropology class and I already insulted somebody there. Hooray, new record.

Instructor: Blah, blah, blah, something, something, animals-I mean, we're all animals, you and I are animals, so-

Dumb Ho: Excuse me? *Raises hand*

Instructor: Yes?

Dumb Ho: Yeah, I'm not an animal.

Instructor: Wha...well, I didn't mean we're animals like dogs or cats, I mean that human beings are classified as animals. There are only three ways to classify something, and that's animal, vegetable or mineral, and humans-

Dumb Ho: But I'm not an animal, I'm a human being, that's kind of insulting.

Instructor: *Still being polite* You're not listening to me, when I call us animals I mean that we are classified as part of the animal kingdom, as a living, breathing organism, we aren't plants or minerals, right?

Dumb Ho: Yes, but you're not listening to me, when God created humans and animals, he created us in his own image, so we're not animals.

<MFW I heard this.

Instructor: *Still polite* If that's what you choose to believe that's great, I'm not trying to question your beliefs, I'm stating that we as a living creature are classified in the animal kingdom because we are classified as mammals. We aren't plants, we can't make our own food, and we aren't rocks or anything like that made up of minerals. Do you get what I'm saying?

Dumb Ho: Yes, I get what you're saying, and it's kind of offensive. I'm not an animal, I'm a human being, just like God made me.

Me: Quit your barking and go chase some cars, some of us are trying to get something out of the money we spent on this class.

Dumb Ho: Ex-cuse Me?

Me: Oh, I'm sorry. *Ahem* BARK-BARK-BARK-BARK-BARK!


Class: Lulz

[The Shepherd]

Make love to me.

[Caelum]

You did good, son. You did good.

[♠Ace♠]

I was raging so hard.

Fucking hate dumb people, and I hate it even more when those dumb people are wasting my own time and money.

[Cressida Hawker]

*claps*

[Caelum]

Well, tell us the rest of the story. Surely, it did not end there, did it?

[KuroTenshi]

*Reads*



Why is that bitch in a cultural anthropology class? Ace, kill her, kill her now, she will only ruin the class more as you explore other cultures beliefs

Also, nicely done

[Kill Bones]

*Reads*



Why is that bitch in a cultural anthropology class? Ace, kill her, kill her now, she will only ruin the class more as you explore other cultures beliefs

Also, nicely done

Amg reported for death threats D:

[♠Ace♠]

Well, tell us the rest of the story. Surely, it did not end there, did it?

She picked up her shit all huffy and left the room.

[Caelum]

She picked up her shit all huffy and left the room.

That is fucking hilarious.