Alright, so I am taking Mythology with one of my favorite professors - alright, my favorite professor. A few of you may recall when I posted a video of him giving himself a prison tattoo (made of needles and a pencil eraser; a tradition he does every October). I have taken him for all of my Creative Writing courses, English courses, Literature courses (Brit Lit, this semester), and now it is Mythology.
Here's what we're going to be studying: (Hang with me here)
[Anything in this is just extra]
Sumerian [Epic of Gilgamesh]
Egyptian [Resurrection of Osiris]
Norse [Loki and Thor in drag]
African [Voodoo, Hoodoo, and Santeria]
Modern Mexican [Santisima Muerte]
Modern Literary [CTHULHU]
Modern Folklore [Aliens, UFOs, Area 51]
Yeah. This seems pretty stellar.
The White Army and the Black Baron;
Are trying to force us back to the Tsar.
"These people are the poisonous leeches on an age of potential so infinite it should be glorious. But
it stands no chance, it's marred by uselessness made flesh and minds that are little more than nubile lambs, bleeting obnoxiously."
-Sophistotle"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
Originally Posted by Hank in Skype
Voodoo is pretty cooler, and CTHULHU can and is considered mythology so I am not surprise to see that.
You're going to be studying the elder god? :O Lucky!
Originally Posted by Static
That's... I'm envius. Totes.
Also. Atleast one Zoidberg joke is needed when you discuss Cthulhu.
made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.
Need an elder god?
Why not Zoidberg?
Crafted by Lillian Thorne, after some aggressive pestering.
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