...and this is why you don't bite your nails.

[Serpentine]

GOD, the last three posts of this thread are basically a fucking diet pill. Appetite gone. Monsters.

[2].

[Rusalka]

Saw this and all I could think was:

RUUUUPAUUUL.

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[2].

[Scribz]

Aka: A paronychia

It's getting popped today. I'll update with after photos :P yum

I how this happened, from the looks of things you were biting the left route (possibly a hangnail). This created an opening for blood loss around the back end (closest to your finger), at which point you caught quite an infection

[Antarctic Termite]

I don't bite my nails either. As a result I can kill an infant with a direct stab to the heart using an outstretched hand.

You can, but do you?