...and this is why you don't bite your nails.

[Christiefries]

What did you bit your nail then stick your thumb up your cat's ass? Jesus christ, record it being drained and please post. Yumyumeatemup

... You're one of those people that watches those videos on Youtube of people getting pus squirted out of their giant zits, aren't you?

[Ommanipadmehum]

... You're one of those people that watches those videos on Youtube of people getting pus squirted out of their giant zits, aren't you?

Cream cheese. Mmm.

[Sophistikit]

GOD, the last three posts of this thread are basically a fucking diet pill. Appetite gone. Monsters.

[Turtlicious]

I don't bite my nails because I own a nail clipper.

Derp.

[Ommanipadmehum]

GOD, the last three posts of this thread are basically a fucking diet pill. Appetite gone. Monsters.

I'm sorry. Please accept these puscakes cupcakes!

[JoeStrummer]

[Antarctic Termite]

I don't bite my nails because I own a nail clipper.

Derp.

I don't bite my nails because I have devised, through long years of effort, a method of cropping my nails by cutting them at the edge with the sharp edge of my nails.

Result? I have almost no nails left, and my fingertips usually sting when in salt water or lemon juice.

[Hank]

I don't bite my nails either. As a result I can kill an infant with a direct stab to the heart using an outstretched hand.

[PaladinFoster]

You guys are all so weird. I trim my nails with clippers like a normal human being. High five Turt.

Now, back to staying in my house all day, talking to friends via Skype and never being social with more than 4 people at a time.

[Beatrix]

Aka: A paronychia

It's getting popped today. I'll update with after photos :P yum

I had that at one point I think when I was 11. My dad cleaned it out at home late one night.