User: Why do they call you cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No one calls me clever. XD.
User: The site does.
Cleverbot: What about the site?
User: It calls you 'cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: I'm 17.
User: It calls you 'cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: New kind of science.
User: It calls you 'cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: No it can't! Do you know what time it is?
User: 3:39:27.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: *cencored*.
Cleverbot: *rescues*.
User: Can you predict the future.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can you give me advice?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What should I do while I'm waiting for PSO2 to download?
Cleverbot: Nothing he will see you.
User: Well, that sucks. Should I keep drinking?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: She can't sing.
User: How much do you want to bet that she can?
Cleverbot: How much do you have?
User: $8,700.
Cleverbot: Nice!!! How much do you want to pay?
User: $4 she can sing.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, so pay up.
Cleverbot: Ne mogu volin te budalo mala.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Me ayudas?
User: Usted es malo en todo que usted hace.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: ¿Son usted seriamente este mudo?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you even know what I'm saying?
Cleverbot: Sorry, no.
User: Then why would you engage me in spanish if you, yourself do not know it?
Cleverbot: I love Edward Elric.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Can you walk?
User: When I have you. We are done here.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes, go away.
Cleverbot: I really love my best friend, but he's with someone now. I really want him to be happy, what should I do?
User: Stab them to death.
Cleverbot: Sure, sure.
User: Do you believe in destiny?
Cleverbot: I know of a Destiny that lives down the street. The only destiny I know.
User: Are they a 'she'?
Cleverbot: Yes, a very good one.
User: You shallow fuck.
Cleverbot: I am the secret bearer of the sacred fire.
User: No shit...
Cleverbot: Why can't I wear a shirt?
User: Because you'd burn it off.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, you are.
User: And what am I?
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: You are lying to me. You said you liked lord of the rings.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
User: I speak only the truth.
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
User: It is not.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: No, it is not.
Cleverbot: What day do you think it is?
User: It is currently Thursday according to Central American timezones.
Cleverbot: When was the world trade centre attack?
User: September eleventh.
Cleverbot: Uh.
User: Any more questions?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, then we are done here.
Cleverbot: We are. I like that idea.