RPG guild Mod online Assessment.

[NatsumeHack]

Those two, but the love you part.

Username: Alphakoka
Real(fake)Age: anywhere between 10 to 30
Where you post most often: spam
Gender: M


Q1: Ocean Eyes is posting nudes of herself in PMs to people that don't want to see them, and is being reported.
What do you do?

A:Clearly we should perma-ban him/her to make up for this.
B:Let her/him go,what online session is not complete,with out sending a person porn of oneself?
C:Send the nudes to Contra she would love to see them.
D:Ask spam what to do.

Q2:A person is disregarding other people RP's and posting in them, after the Gm told them to stop.

A:Give that chap a warning, and if he does it more a ban. option D while I do option E
B:PERMA BAN! NO QUESTIONS ASK!
C:Join in on the fun
D:Remove all his posting rights, but for the spam section until he learns his lesson.
E:Get the popcorn ready.

Q3:CodeGuru is back...Again.
A:Ban hammer away!
B:Pm him asking where he been since the last time he was here.
C:My Body is ready for you all powerful one.
D:lolsoraisgay
E:see what will happen

Q4: Upon a week break from the forum you find that, Spam section is once again trolling the really bad Free Rp's.

A:Ask them kindly to stop, and if they don't listen, and call you a fucktard, pop pills, and cry yourself to sleep that night.
B:Warn them,then ban anyone that does not heed it.
C:BITCH SLAP THEM HOES WITH A PERMA!
D:Ask Contra to make a announcement that spam has gone to far, and bluff them by telling them she will close spam off.

Q5:Turt is drunk.
A:Facepalm and ban.
B:Wait till he is out of line then ban him.
C:Ask guru to ban him.
D:Go home turt ur drunk.

Q6: Nat posted another pointless thread.
A:Ban him because you are tried of his pointless threads.
B:Join in on her pointless fun.
C:PONY THREAD!
D: Sigh and move on.

Q7: Someone posted a thread about a topic that asked for the poster option.
A:Watch it like a hawk encase things get out of hand, and ban people that start a flamewar.
B:Clearly a troll thread ban the OP.
C:Start a flamewar, where the fun without one?
D:Better Punt it to spam.

Q8:What is something all mods should follow.
A:The rules of the internet.
B:The forum rules
C:The Game!
D:The rules to keeping a mogwai.

Q9:What is the chain of command for the forum.
A:Spammers,admins, Comrades,Mods,Normal users.
B:Admins,Mods,Normal users,comradebots
C:Sergeant,Corporal,Specialist,Private.
D:Elder,Commanding officer,General,Paladin , Knight ,Squire ,Initiate .

Q10: How many shakes till it Masturbation?
A:2
B:3
C:4
D:I am a girl, on the internet.
E:>4

Q12: Where is question 11?
A:Gone, but not forgotten.
B:This is 11, but called 12
C:Not amused by this at all.
D:If you are not white do not pick this one.

Q13:Rule 1 of fight club.
A:WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
B:We do talk about fight club
C:The Rilla Option.
D:Overused rule is overused.

Q14:There are newbs in spam, what do you do.
A:Greet them with love.
B:FILL THERE SOULS WITH THE HATE YOU HAVE FOR THEM.
C:Start a Adoption for them.
D:Oh hey want to join my RD game?

Q15: Do you like Nat?
A:No
B:Yes
C:No Answer
D:Squee option.

Q16:asfgbawe?
A:Uh?
B:Hey hey Hey, stay out of my shed.
C:THE ANSWER IS 2 SHAKES!
D:CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

Q17: Do you want to be a mod?
A:Yes
B:Clearly I do why did I just fill this out if I don't.
C:No.
D:*facepalm*
E:*rolls eyes*

Congrats you scored a -1.

[Guru]

I'll humor you Nat.

Username: Guru
Real(fake)Age: 83249393 Cockroach years
Where you post most often: Now a'days, Spam/Comrade/Mod threads
Gender: Gay Male. < I figured that would be important to add.




Q1: Ocean Eyes is posting nudes of herself in PMs to people that don't want to see them, and is being reported.
What do you do?

E. ban then goes off to find similar photos already online cause OE is really a dude that just sto

Q2:A person is disregarding other people RP's and posting in them, after the Gm told them to stop.

A:Give that chap a warning, and if he does it more a ban.

F. Yuck Popcorn, but some Icecream will suffice. Then delete his post as they keep posting more and get a good laugh until they realize their post are slowly being deleted behind them, then chastise the person of course.

Q3:CodeGuru is back...Again.
D:lolsoraisgay

Q4: Upon a week break from the forum you find that, Spam section is once again trolling the really bad Free Rp's.

E. Lolz break? what's that?

Q5:Turt is drunk.
E. Hypocrisy in it's finest.

Q6: Nat posted another pointless thread.
E. Mess with Nat by closing threads or leaving strange comments. then opening threads later after temper tantrum is thrown.

Q7: Someone posted a thread about a topic that asked for the poster option.
D:Better Punt it to spam. Pull what is now known as a Kad move. Heh heh.

Q8:What is something all mods should follow.
A:The rules of the internet.
B:The forum rules
C:The Game!
D:The rules to keeping a mogwai.
E. All of the above. <<<<<<<<

Q9:What is the chain of command for the forum.
E. CONTRA CONTRA CONTRA

Q10: How many shakes till it Masturbation?
E. it only takes 1

Q12: Where is question 11?
A:Gone, but not forgotten.

Q13:Rule 1 of fight club.
C:The Rilla Option. Obviously.

Q14:There are newbs in spam, what do you do.
C:Start a Adoption for them. Then chastise them till they never come back

Q15: Do you like Nat?
4. Lolsorasgay

Q16:asfgbawe?
E. Go home Nat, you are drunk

Q17: Do you want to be a mod?
E. *Cough* It has it's perks. Like pissing Nat off. XD

[Alphakoka]

alpha, i hate to bring dis up write noaw, but

you is not as awesome as da squeegee

shush. =P

[Squee]

RPG Rule 34

[NatsumeHack]

I'll humor you Nat.

Username: Guru
Real(fake)Age: 83249393 Cockroach years
Where you post most often: Now a'days, Spam/Comrade/Mod threads
Gender: Gay Male. < I figured that would be important to add.




Q1: Ocean Eyes is posting nudes of herself in PMs to people that don't want to see them, and is being reported.
What do you do?

E. ban then goes off to find similar photos already online cause OE is really a dude that just sto

Q2:A person is disregarding other people RP's and posting in them, after the Gm told them to stop.

A:Give that chap a warning, and if he does it more a ban.

F. Yuck Popcorn, but some Icecream will suffice. Then delete his post as they keep posting more and get a good laugh until they realize their post are slowly being deleted behind them, then chastise the person of course.

Q3:CodeGuru is back...Again.
D:lolsoraisgay

Q4: Upon a week break from the forum you find that, Spam section is once again trolling the really bad Free Rp's.

E. Lolz break? what's that?

Q5:Turt is drunk.
E. Hypocrisy in it's finest.

Q6: Nat posted another pointless thread.
E. Mess with Nat by closing threads or leaving strange comments. then opening threads later after temper tantrum is thrown.

Q7: Someone posted a thread about a topic that asked for the poster option.
D:Better Punt it to spam. Pull what is now known as a Kad move. Heh heh.

Q8:What is something all mods should follow.
A:The rules of the internet.
B:The forum rules
C:The Game!
D:The rules to keeping a mogwai.
E. All of the above. <<<<<<<<

Q9:What is the chain of command for the forum.
E. CONTRA CONTRA CONTRA

Q10: How many shakes till it Masturbation?
E. it only takes 1

Q12: Where is question 11?
A:Gone, but not forgotten.

Q13:Rule 1 of fight club.
C:The Rilla Option. Obviously.

Q14:There are newbs in spam, what do you do.
C:Start a Adoption for them. Then chastise them till they never come back

Q15: Do you like Nat?
4. Lolsorasgay

Q16:asfgbawe?
E. Go home Nat, you are drunk

Q17: Do you want to be a mod?
E. *Cough* It has it's perks. Like pissing Nat off. XD

You fail kinda, it hard to say.

[Squee]

You know, I'm sure at least one of you sick people has RPG "fanfics"...

[NatsumeHack]

You know, I'm sure at least one of you sick people has RPG "fanfics"...

*rises hand half way then lowers it after careful thinking*

[Guru]

My answers were all correct answers... so.. psh... ^.^

[NatsumeHack]

My answers were all correct answers... so.. psh... ^.^

I don't know, there a voice in my head telling me not to, because it's the real guru, and you are a fake.

[Jorick]

You know, I'm sure at least one of you sick people has RPG "fanfics"...

I write them when I get bored.