Roaming Squadrons of Assault Animals

[Elendra]

So I've spent the today playing Farcry 3, because I've kept hearing people talk about it so I thought I'd play it myself. In the Zero Punctuation review, the guy mentioned that one time while he was preparing for an assault on some enemy base, a tiger went in and killed everyone for him. I figured this would be like a 'once a game' thing, judging by how he portrayed it. Maybe even fewer times, a random lucky event.

Meaning, when I saw it happen, although unlike with ZP, I was about to go in and start stealth killing people in a frenzy... when I heard a tiger. I was just about to turn into this hole in the fence, looked behind me, there the guy was. I stood nearly perfectly still, as I watched it suddenly jerk its head ( I first thought at me, meaning "You're going to kill me, or I'm going to shoot you and then can't be stealthy D:"

But it didn't attack me. It went into the base and killed the shit out of people.

I was content, having played to the point where that finally happened for me.

...

But then this happened.

So, similar situation, I've just tagged everyone in a base with my camera, and was positioning myself to move in and stealth kill them all... when they suddenly start freaking out and firing in a direction that was the opposite of my own. Up to this point, I've quite a few times had the good guy rebels just happen upon a base and fight as my distraction, so I thought it was that.

I was wrong.

Instead, I saw a tiger killing people again. "Oh, this again?" I thought to myself. And then I saw a buffalo charge into the fort too. And then a cassowary bird drop kicked someone. And then a fucking bear was there too. A tactical assault squad made entirely out of different wild animals rushed in and killed everything, as I could only watch with my jaw hanging low.

This game is awesome.

And there needs to be a comic about the adventures of that ragtag group of wild animals.

[Hellis]

That sounds fantastic.

[Krinos Solstice]

That's hilarious.

[Squee]

I love that game.

Try to get the sex scene at the end.

[Elendra]

I didn't get a sex scene at the end

I would assume it's with that Citra whatever? Nah, she died, because Dennis or w/e.

I would've killed her myself. I've spent all fucking game saving my friends and family, and she wanted me to kill them. Did she not pay attention to what I did to everyone else who kept them from me?

But when I chose not to kill them, the game was like "And then Jason decided that killing was bad."

The hell I did. I wanted to kill Citra, not my friends. Killing is still good! D:<