There would be no slenderman.Originally Posted by SlenderrMan
If people were onions, there would be no war. Just onions.
I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
On to the next to dance with the poor.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
It's not supposed to be easy.
That's why it feels so good.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
There would be no slenderman.
There would be SlenderrMan, but he would have to settle for stalking onions.
I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
On to the next to dance with the poor.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
It's not supposed to be easy.
That's why it feels so good.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
Does it have to be onions?
I like carrots.
Can people be carrots instead?
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
No. They have to be onions.
I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
On to the next to dance with the poor.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
It's not supposed to be easy.
That's why it feels so good.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
I WANNA BE AN ARTICHOKE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
It Demands Respect From You, And So You Follow It.
I'm Not Waiting.
Oh.
Then I disapprove of this people-to-onion transformation.
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
I'd like to be a strawberry.
Add me on skype and I might sing to you.
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I choose war.
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If people were onions we'd go to war over the proper number of layers to have.
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