LOL bro, you wanted to be a carrot. Now, if I put chocolate in there, chances are you'll want to be bread crumbs to go with it OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT. <3 lol
Fuck you guys (:
I'm just gonna say it.
SEXUALTENSION.
It Demands Respect From You, And So You Follow It.
I'm Not Waiting.
LOL bro, you wanted to be a carrot. Now, if I put chocolate in there, chances are you'll want to be bread crumbs to go with it OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT. <3 lol
Fuck you guys (:
I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
On to the next to dance with the poor.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
It's not supposed to be easy.
That's why it feels so good.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
SEE? SEEEEEXUAL TEEEEENSIOOOOON.
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CASE AND POINTOriginally Posted by SlenderrMan
It Demands Respect From You, And So You Follow It.
I'm Not Waiting.
Don't be ridiculous, I wouldn't be as base and simple as to yield to your expectations.
Just say, 'you can be chocolate', and I shall join your righteous cause.
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
If people were onions, there would be no sexual tension. Just onions and their strange plant-reproducey-thingies.
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... you can be chocolate.
I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
On to the next to dance with the poor.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
It's not supposed to be easy.
That's why it feels so good.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
My God man, stick to your principles, will you?! Giving into me that easily. You disgust me, sir!
But on another note, thank you very much, I shall help you rid the world of war with our sure-fire plans.
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
DUDE I JUST WANT WAR TO END YOU FUCKER. <3
But anyways, yeah.
I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
On to the next to dance with the poor.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
It's not supposed to be easy.
That's why it feels so good.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
Everybody just calm down, damn.
So much sexual tension.
It Demands Respect From You, And So You Follow It.
I'm Not Waiting.
Srs?
I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
On to the next to dance with the poor.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
It's not supposed to be easy.
That's why it feels so good.
Jump on my shoulders,
You can jump on my shoulders.
Hey, I put effort into making my homoerotic and/or heteroerotic subtext in posts.
And you're telling me to stop?!
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
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