Results 11 to 15 of 15

Thread: Guru is being quite the party-pooper

Thread Tools
- Show Printable Version
- Subscribe to this Thread…

01-21-2013 #11
Jorick

View Profile

View Forum Posts

Private Message
Magnificent Bastard

Join Date

Aug 2009

Posts

16,696
Originally Posted by SlenderrMan

Also, I love you Jorick :3 <3

Sleep tight, buddy.

I hope you step on one of these on your way to bed.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
Reply With Quote
01-21-2013 #12
Guru

View Profile

View Forum Posts

Private Message
♣Irish Legacy♣ Moderator

Join Date

Mar 2010

Location

North Ireland - United States

Posts

7,536
Sleep sounds so good right now, but my bed is a lonely place. XD

So.. I'm gonna have some more coffee to wake myself up more and watch a movie instead.

Since I have some movies I need to watch now thanks to Christie's List. XD

I just hope they aren't all sad. >.< We need more movies like Shelter. XD heh heh

"I shut my eyes in order to see. We work in the dark, we give what we have.
Our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task.
The rest is the madness of art."
__________________________
|RP Guide|Ask a Comrade|RPG Contests|
|Staff List|

>Guru's Wonderful Guide to Profile Customization<

>Private Message<

Remember to use the report icon if you have a problem and leave a detailed explanation of your issue so a Moderator can take care of the situation as soon as possible.

If you have general questions, please just send me a Private Message or click the link to the 'Ask a Comrade' thread.

Happy Roleplaying!

-Guru
Moderation Staff
Comrade Staff
Reply With Quote
01-21-2013 #13
Hellis

View Profile

View Forum Posts

Private Message
Forever a BBEG

Join Date

Feb 2012

Location

Sweden

Posts

4,939
Oh jorick, I knew I introduced you to a good thing <3

made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.

Current Active RPs:
Silver Leaves Mercenaries I Broken Circle.

Other Stuff
Sketchbook/Gallery I TUMBLR I DEVART

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I really do not like you.

Originally Posted by INoxious

Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.

I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You, sir, are a rotten bastard.

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I bet you have a nice ass.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?

Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
Reply With Quote
01-21-2013 #14
Jorick

View Profile

View Forum Posts

Private Message
Magnificent Bastard

Join Date

Aug 2009

Posts

16,696
Originally Posted by Hellis

Oh jorick, I knew I introduced you to a good thing <3

Yup. I'll be making good use of these images.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
Reply With Quote
01-21-2013 #15
Hellis

View Profile

View Forum Posts

Private Message
Forever a BBEG

Join Date

Feb 2012

Location

Sweden

Posts

4,939
Fantastic.

made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.

Current Active RPs:
Silver Leaves Mercenaries I Broken Circle.

Other Stuff
Sketchbook/Gallery I TUMBLR I DEVART

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I really do not like you.

Originally Posted by INoxious

Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.

I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You, sir, are a rotten bastard.

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I bet you have a nice ass.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?

Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
Reply With Quote