I mean honestly. Look at Panda and partly Rosie and Smiral. Panda is a tiny little (demonic) Goddess around here and neither of the other two are major fuck ups.
Originally Posted by Anonymous
336. "I think love that panda is hot and am uncomfortable with my hypothetical pedophilia."
Originally Posted by Scribz
Panda is such a signature slut.
Originally Posted by On the subject of Hitler
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Ya. I wonder what the world would be like if Germany had won.
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Well we wouldn't have Panda. :c
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Way to make me 'q_q', Rose.
Originally Posted by Chibisuke Chan
LTP, you are the incarnate of adorableness.
Originally Posted by Sweet Angel Pie
Panda, you win everything.
Originally Posted by Bela
You fucking little genius.
Originally Posted by Bela
Panda. I love you.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
...Panda's officially now my favorite person.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Now, Panda, go back to posting those furry fat things you love so much and Spam can be at peace.
Originally Posted by Slingshot
Originally Posted by Grifspark
You need help, Panda. A lot of help.
*Huggles* It's ok, Grifs just mad because she knows you're better than her.
[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it
I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.
Originally Posted by Sinrus
THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US
THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD
WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
Originally Posted by LunaLight
People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired
Originally Posted by Bela
You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Originally Posted by Valeric
Lol, guru posted a novel.
No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.
Originally Posted by Guru
Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.
Originally Posted by Omega
<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...
Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.
When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~
Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~
Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft
GUISE
Let's call it the...
Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel
SHAFT for short.
Originally Posted by Elendra
[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]
"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"