Rotten - Supervillain, Bizarro, Dark Comedy

[simian]

Rotten

A naive motley crew of super powered villains team together in a futile attempt to take over their city.

Congratulations, Villains. You "GOT IT".

IntCck

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Hello, My Name Is:
INSERT YOUR NAME HERE✓
If I Were To Write A Personals Add:
WRITE A DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO ATTRACT A SPECIAL SOMEONE ✓
Quirks:
DO YOU HAVE ANY INTERESTING HABBITS✓
Backstory:
SHORT AND SWEET PLEASE✓
What Makes Me Special✰
I WILL LEAVE THIS TO YOUR INTERPRETATION. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DECIDE TO WRITE ABOUT.✓

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[B]Hello, My Name Is:[/B]
[FONT=Courier New]INSERT YOUR NAME HERE[/FONT]✓
[B]If I Were To Write A Personals Add:[/B]
[FONT=Courier New]WRITE A DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF AS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO ATTRACT A SPECIAL SOMEONE [/FONT]✓
[B]Quirks:[/B]
[FONT=Courier New]DO YOU HAVE ANY INTERESTING HABBITS[/FONT]✓
[B]Backstory:[/B]
[FONT=Courier New]SHORT AND SWEET PLEASE[/FONT]✓
[B]What Makes Me Special[/B]✰
[FONT=Courier New]I WILL LEAVE THIS TO YOUR INTERPRETATION. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DECIDE TO WRITE ABOUT.[/FONT][/FONT]✓

The Ones Who kinda Got It

The Cunning Cockroach played by simian
Asenath Kreig played by Leather_Wytch
Dr Molly Kevin Goodhall played by Haemonculus
- played by -
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[Leather Wytch]

(Here's hoping I get it.)

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Hello, My Name Is:
Asenath Krieg✓
If I Were To Write A Personals Add:
Greetings noble ladies! (boys are no fun) My name is Asenath. (if you make fun of it, I'll kill you) I am very much an old fashioned girl with simple tastes and grand dreams. (give me a turkey sandwich and a dragon) I'm not at all high maintanence but I am looking for a serious commitment. (you will be my slave) One cannot rush matters of the heart, after all. (you'll never get to second base before the third date) And I assure you, you've never met a girl like me. (unless you've lived in victorian england) We can have so much fun together! (I will love the way you scream) I can't wait to hear from you! (so nervous)✓
Quirks:
I like to watch watches tick. People are vulgar and disconnected. But the emotion present on the face of a clock is overwhelming in it's sheer honest brutality. ✓
Backstory:
Raised in poverty. Engaged in escapism. Loved history. Bullied. Lashed out. Lightning. Reform school. Arson. A faked death. A new name. A new identity. Still bitter.✓
What Makes Me Special✰
Sometimes I walk into bars at night and slip poison into unattended drinks.✓

[simian]

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Hello, My Name Is:
The Cunning Cockroach✓
If I Were To Write A Personals Add:
Gooby, golly, giddy, goodness. I don't k-k-know what to s-s-say really. I'm very sh-sh-sh-shy but ah... no... please... Mother f£@ker!!! Gooby, golly, giddy, goodness, I-I am s-s-so sorry. I can't... F£$KING! h-help... it. I'm very shy but I'm also v-v-very open-minded. In fact I just got back from a F$%KING holiday in E-E-Europe. Momma always u-used to say F$£KING Europe was f-f-filthy but that's why I-I liked i-it. My Momma ne-never understood my a-adventurous side, I-I'm loo-oo-oo-oo-ooking for someone who-o-o F%$KING understands me. I'm n-not looking for F%$K £$@%er £$£$ing £%$£ EATER! ... Love ... in the c-c-conventional sense. ✓
Quirks:
I would say I'm v-v-vanila compared t-t-to the other F£$KING villains. I tell you, M-Momma would wash their mouths out with s-s-s-s-soap.✓
Backstory:
My Momma and I w-were r-real close but sh-she was always trying to repress the e-e-evil in me and I wouldn't F$%KING let-t-t-t her. Momma was so mad she kicked me out onto the stree-e-eet. Gooby, golly, giddy, goodness, was I upset! Now I realize it was p-probably for the F$%KING best, Thirty-Four year boy can't be living with his Momma. ✓
What Makes Me Special✰
You m-m-maybe didn't notice but I w-wear my F$£KING full body bondage costume all the time. Never take it o-off, E-Ever.✓

[Haemonculus]

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It's not just a GODDAMN taser! Jesus...

Hello, My Name Is:
Dr. Molly Kevin Goodhall✓
If I Were To Write A Personals Add:
I'll have to make this quick, THEY'RE after me. Who is THEY? I don't know, but THEY'RE after me. I'm a fast talker, so this should be rather-rather-rather quick. I'm looking for an assistant because... because why is confidential! You don't need to know that I killed-killed-killed all 30 of my lovely test--er... ah... assistants and then tried to turn them all into zombies. Why would you need to know that? Psh, if you need to-need to worry about something like that, then I might as well just murder you now. I love-love-love to test, though, so be prepared to get me everything I need, from uranium to unobtanium to feces, etc., etc. Sadly, I never finish my tests... I really never finish 'em; I usually get carried away in the testing process that I forget-forget what I'm trying to test for, and so I stop and start a new one! It's so-so-so-so sad, though, I have quite a bit of hybrid... things in some test tubes somewhere. I think I might have diagnosed myself with schizophrenia, but don't worry about that 'cause chances are you'll be dead-dead-dead before I even let loose or whatever they call it nowadays. This is a once in a life time opportunity, like you guys say-say-say-say... what is that atrocious catchphrase you all say? I don't know, probably something THEY came up with. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Oh, sorry-sorry-sorry, um... I'm looking forward to killing you, I mean--no, that's what I meant to say. It'll be grand!

(Off in the distance) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I didn't order pizza... don't show me the receipt, you could have fabricated that... You're one of them, aren't you?! Be right back with the-with the-with the... er... money, yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes. (There's a long pause before a shot is fired and dragging can be heard)✓
Quirks:
Polishing Apples. Yes, I love-love-love-love to polish apples, never eat them... just polish them; I watch them rot afterwards, see them turn-turn from a bright, healthy red to a stark, nasty brown-brown-brown. It's delightful watching as entropy destroys everything. THEY ALL JUST ROT AND DIE-DIE-DIE.✓
Backstory:
Why in the hell do you need to know my backstory? For one of your background tests, tests? So that you can find out who I really am and then kill me?! I'll never tell you! I'll die-die-die-die before I divulge in a series of events in which I was a part of, like being raised in a damn ghetto to a druggie mother and a drunkard father and then killing-killing-KILLING them both in a brutal test where I did some terrible fucking things to them. I'll never-never-never tell you where I got the money to go to college, or why I got kicked out of college--actually-actually-actually I don't know why I got kicked out... I probably poured acid on some guy or some crap. I'll never tell you how I decided I'd kidnap people for a living and test on them day upon-day upon-day and killing off each of my assistants for stupid reasons, while doing nothing but testing-testing-testing-TESTING-TESTING-TESTING-TESTING.

I need to get some new pants, I just bled all over mine. But, you'll never-never-never know!!✓
What Makes Me Special✰
I try to make the people I kill-kill-kill laugh through any means possible. Seeing fear in their eyes while they smile, while under-under-under that facade of joy and happiness brings tears to my eyes.✓

[simian]

I just want you both to know that neither of you 'get it".

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But stars for effort!

[Haemonculus]

It'll happen! I'ma gonna get it before the first chapter ends. Or at least try to get on the verge of getting it...

I dunno, I just wanna get it. T_T

[Leather Wytch]

I just want you both to know that neither of you 'get it".

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But stars for effort!

This is disheartening news.