The twin sisters Crow and Raven
Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition
Didn't you leave or something?
God Save the Syrian Arab Army!
'In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.' - Erwin Rommel
'There is nothing impossible to him who will try.' - Alexander the Great
'We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist.' - Queen Victoria.
'Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst;
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' a man can raise a thirst.' - Rudyard Kipling
'There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.' - Heinz Guderian
'History is a tangled skein that one may take up at any point, and break when one has unravelled enough.' - Henry Adams
'Men willingly believe what they wish.' - Julius Caesar
'The Sixth Army, true to their oath and conscious of the lofty importance of their mission, have held their position to the last man and the last round for Führer and Fatherland unto the end.' - Friedrich Paulus
'The enemy holds every trump card, covering all areas with long-range air patrols and using location methods against which we still have no warning...The enemy knows all our secrets and we know none of his.' - Karl Dönitz
'Fight on and fly on to the last drop of blood and the last drop of fuel, to the last beat of the heart.' - Manfred von Richtofen
'The finest eloquence is that which gets things done; the worst is that which delays them.' - David Lloyd George
'False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.' - Socrates
'Every minute that we lose will cost us great losses later that we will not be able to afford.' - Walter Model
'Stop quoting laws, we carry weapons!' - Pompey
Originally Posted by Static
I.. have a strict policy against leaving threads, but at the same time, I suppose I'd rather there be some account of why you will no longer see me around here, and I guess this is a way I can do it without being an attention seeking moron.
Right away, I'd like to make it 100% clear that this has nothing to do with my joke about having to leave if cussing was no longer allowed. Although, I maintain that I'd have no chance of surviving under such a rule.
But at the same time, I have to admit this was sparked by my joke. I reread what I said a minute or two after I posted, and I realized something. I stopped caring about this place a long time ago. It's the entire reason I keep leaving every so often. And what drew me back was never the site, but the people.
And this is where I've got to say, I've had a great time on here these past three years with the majority of the people in spam. Most of you are fucking great people, and I wish you nothing but the best in your lives. But no matter how much I like you guys, it's not enough to keep me here. I can't really rationalize any reason behind this, but I just can't shake the feeling that it's just time to move on.
So, to conclude this needlessly verbose idiotic breakup letter, this is goodbye. I hope everything works out for each and every person here, and I want to thank you for the laughs you've given me for three years straight.
It's been fun, you weird motherfuckers.
Mein Führer! I can walk!
The whole point of the doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?
Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty
Forever and a Dalek
I made a little playlist.
Hey 8. How have you been?
These streets are yours, you can keep them. I don't want them.
They pull me back, and I surrender, to the memories I run from.