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01-23-2013 #21
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Originally Posted by Herzinth

Ah.

Google is your friend.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is under way and open for voting through June 15th.
Casual Voting | Advanced Voting

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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01-23-2013 #22
Herzinth

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Originally Posted by Jorick

Google is your friend.

Laziness is also my friend.
And has been for longer.
I must remain loyal to my old friends.

Glory Fades
95

Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I WAS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU BUT THEN I MISTYPED AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I TYPED FOR THE LAST FIVE SECONDS WHAT

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by Butter

Herzi x Potted Cactus 5eva.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Cactinth is now a thing.

Originally Posted by TP

You're all a bunch of idiots. And Herzi has awesome gifs.

Originally Posted by Asuras

Threadmon the television series.

Herzinth Ketchum is a young lad looking to become the greatest poster there ever was.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I had a dream about so much purple. I was wearing purple. I was in a purple room. I had purple objects. I thought of you. I felt like I was taking over your life or something.

Originally Posted by Foxes

I like Herzinth.

Originally Posted by Elendra

You are awesome

Originally Posted by Bela

You're a beautiful person Herzi. We should talk more.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

Herz is my new favorite.

Originally Posted by Whetfeather

XD love you, Herz.

Originally Posted by Kangaroo

You show little faith in Herzi's seductive abilities.

She could get really drunk.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

I thought Herzi was a female when I first joined the Spamworld.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

People think Herzi's a woman?

...

...

...

...:D

Originally Posted by Jorick

People mistaking Herzi's gender amuses me greatly.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I totally thought you were a girl too.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You metaphorcally stab me in the heart, beautiful dame.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

You know I'm a guy, silly goose.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I did not expect this.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Uh huh. And to think I thought you were a really cute, kind of attractive in a weird way girl.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

You're a cross-setter then, like a cross-dresser but, with your set.

Originally Posted by Hellis

Also. I first thought you were a girl Herz XD.

Originally Posted by Foxes

"I think it's a woman. Wait, no..."

Originally Posted by Foster

Wait... Herz is a guy?

Originally Posted by Albino Toad

Herz, I thought you were a dude.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

I am.
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01-23-2013 #23
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Originally Posted by Herzinth

Laziness is also my friend.
And has been for longer.
I must remain loyal to my old friends.

I like the way you think.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is under way and open for voting through June 15th.
Casual Voting | Advanced Voting

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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01-23-2013 #24
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Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I feel like we should be friends now.

Originally Posted by BlueRose

Not even a few mins into noobhood and I accept you already.

Originally Posted by Rusalka

Any asshole caught using their signature for it's intended purpose will be shot.

---------- Post added at 10:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:25 AM ----------

Twice.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Can I see your temporarily visa? I need to make it permanent.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Whoa wait. Cleavage is no longer accepted as payment here?
I'm screwed.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Amagawd! Rusa. We are now forever.

Originally Posted by Asuras

No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
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01-23-2013 #25
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I saw the OG one and thought of rilla, Because i'm racist and his skin isn't white. XD

Relationships and Reception

1. Grif of Hearts - Mirya Es-Droka (5/10)
2. MDK - Landon (6/10)
3. mbl - Damian Murthull (5/10)
4. Foxes - Kayless Vanari (Neutral)

1. Overlord - Rilla (-9000/10) Hates white people
• Port Jinn (6/10) Is known to the denizens of the slums as a healer that helps the people without asking for payment of any kind.

Originally Posted by Guru

Also... TBH's Avatar has been changed...

You are welcome.

Originally Posted by Zarr

on a unrelated note...we had like 17 people in this thread at one point a bit ago. Teddy your thread is attracting more attention then a survivor wearing a meat coat in the middle of a walker infested main street.

Originally Posted by Tempest

Fuck that shit, I like having a vag.

Originally Posted by Ruby

*Throws a yellow flag at Teddy.*

Illegal usage of hiders. Five yards, repeat first down.

Originally Posted by mdk

Fine teddy, you're the boss

Guide to Hot Pockets

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

Okay, it's almost 5:30 am here. I am going to take my laptop down with me, get a bagel, some cream cheese, some lox and some fuckin' coffee...then I'm gonna read what I have here character sheet wise and make decisions/provide feedback. Don't be alarmed if I provide feedback, I usually give advice that helps enhance the character, I don't generally shoot down concepts without a very solid reason to do so, and nothing here so far is in that category.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Teddy has a point. If Spam loves it this much, it is sure to be something you should actually kill with fire.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

Haha, well this is flattering. I should RP a little more than I do, I just have one partner at the moment.

A OnexOne with Spam...
Something tells me I'd have to take it to PM. XD

Threads that i created, that got me in trouble...
We hate Asmius Fan Club -expires the 20'th of January next year.
Killerclover -while reversed still expires the 30'th of March next year.
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02-03-2013 #26
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Some group shared this on FB, totally applies here i think...

Relationships and Reception

1. Grif of Hearts - Mirya Es-Droka (5/10)
2. MDK - Landon (6/10)
3. mbl - Damian Murthull (5/10)
4. Foxes - Kayless Vanari (Neutral)

1. Overlord - Rilla (-9000/10) Hates white people
• Port Jinn (6/10) Is known to the denizens of the slums as a healer that helps the people without asking for payment of any kind.

Originally Posted by Guru

Also... TBH's Avatar has been changed...

You are welcome.

Originally Posted by Zarr

on a unrelated note...we had like 17 people in this thread at one point a bit ago. Teddy your thread is attracting more attention then a survivor wearing a meat coat in the middle of a walker infested main street.

Originally Posted by Tempest

Fuck that shit, I like having a vag.

Originally Posted by Ruby

*Throws a yellow flag at Teddy.*

Illegal usage of hiders. Five yards, repeat first down.

Originally Posted by mdk

Fine teddy, you're the boss

Guide to Hot Pockets

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

Okay, it's almost 5:30 am here. I am going to take my laptop down with me, get a bagel, some cream cheese, some lox and some fuckin' coffee...then I'm gonna read what I have here character sheet wise and make decisions/provide feedback. Don't be alarmed if I provide feedback, I usually give advice that helps enhance the character, I don't generally shoot down concepts without a very solid reason to do so, and nothing here so far is in that category.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Teddy has a point. If Spam loves it this much, it is sure to be something you should actually kill with fire.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

Haha, well this is flattering. I should RP a little more than I do, I just have one partner at the moment.

A OnexOne with Spam...
Something tells me I'd have to take it to PM. XD

Threads that i created, that got me in trouble...
We hate Asmius Fan Club -expires the 20'th of January next year.
Killerclover -while reversed still expires the 30'th of March next year.
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02-03-2013 #27
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Originally Posted by Joshy

Some group shared this on FB, totally applies here i think...

inb4pussycatjokes

I have decided to leave the guild for an indefinite period of time, long story short I have issues with depression that I need to focus on dealing with.
Should you feel it necessary to contact me you can do so on the address below:
matthew.farrell9@gmail.com
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02-03-2013 #28
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