I love you. I would eat a million nail-legos for you. Your wonderful douchebaggery makes me smile on a constant basis and I am the luckiest faggot alive to have even met you. I want you to know that your sarcasm amd your bluntness will never cease to leave me in awe. Sometimes, when you're really being an extreme asshole, it makes me get butterflies in my stomach and I feel like I could fight a million Sith Lords just so your faggotry can continue.
And I know you love me too. Stop denying it.
However, sometimes when you are nice, it turns me off.