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    Dear Jorick,

    I love you. I would eat a million nail-legos for you. Your wonderful douchebaggery makes me smile on a constant basis and I am the luckiest faggot alive to have even met you. I want you to know that your sarcasm amd your bluntness will never cease to leave me in awe. Sometimes, when you're really being an extreme asshole, it makes me get butterflies in my stomach and I feel like I could fight a million Sith Lords just so your faggotry can continue.

    And I know you love me too. Stop denying it.

    However, sometimes when you are nice, it turns me off.
    I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
    On to the next to dance with the poor.
    Jump on my shoulders,
    You can jump on my shoulders.

    It's not supposed to be easy.
    That's why it feels so good.
    Jump on my shoulders,
    You can jump on my shoulders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlenderrMan View Post
    I love you. I would eat a million nail-legos for you. Your wonderful douchebaggery makes me smile on a constant basis and I am the luckiest faggot alive to have even met you. I want you to know that your sarcasm amd your bluntness will never cease to leave me in awe. Sometimes, when you're really being an extreme asshole, it makes me get butterflies in my stomach and I feel like I could fight a million Sith Lords just so your faggotry can continue.

    And I know you love me too. Stop denying it.

    However, sometimes when you are nice, it turns me off.






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    Oh come off it Jorick. You know you want me. XD

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    We could be friends :3
    I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
    On to the next to dance with the poor.
    Jump on my shoulders,
    You can jump on my shoulders.

    It's not supposed to be easy.
    That's why it feels so good.
    Jump on my shoulders,
    You can jump on my shoulders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlenderrMan View Post
    Oh come off it Jorick. You know you want me. XD

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    We could be friends :3


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    Awwwww Jorick D: You're breaking my heart.

    Come on. Let's just squash whatever problem you have with me so we can be lovers... Or at least friends.
    I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
    On to the next to dance with the poor.
    Jump on my shoulders,
    You can jump on my shoulders.

    It's not supposed to be easy.
    That's why it feels so good.
    Jump on my shoulders,
    You can jump on my shoulders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlenderrMan View Post
    Awwwww Jorick D: You're breaking my heart.

    Come on. Let's just squash whatever problem you have with me so we can be lovers... Or at least friends.


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    Don't mind me.


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    Dude, cmon D:

    Youre just a homophobe.

    Let's be fwends first :3 if you dont like that, then we dont even have to attempt being homo.

    Or, we could just be friends. XD I also hope you realize I'm just dicking around with ya
    I say we rob from the rich and blow down the door,
    On to the next to dance with the poor.
    Jump on my shoulders,
    You can jump on my shoulders.

    It's not supposed to be easy.
    That's why it feels so good.
    Jump on my shoulders,
    You can jump on my shoulders.

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    lol

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