Chogokin Zero

[Metal Zeta]

"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"

These were the sounds coming from atop the roof of the college building, where two particular students went! The same two on top the of the building!

"Argh, STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID" A young woman yelled, being in her early twenties, 23 to be exact. She had wild, short, dark red hair, blue eyes burning with passion and spirit. She was wearing a black, sleeveless t-shirt, and blue jeans, a simple get-up. "COME ON! Just because I hit that stupid punk too hard ONE TIME, they won't let me train in the gym! COME ON, he challenged ME, not my fault I KICKED HIS ASS!" She bellowed, punching the ground. "..OWOWOWOWOWOWO" She whined, falling back and grabbing her hand. Sitting down on a bench placed on the roof, was an young man, messing with a computer. What she was doing, she had nooooo idea. Too complex for her, and boring! How he could spend so long with his...science....and technology. She didn't get it. Just didn't get it. "Hey, Henry! Are you even listening to me, damn it?" She asked, standing back up, a scowl on her face. "Hey! I bet you could use that computer to get me in! Couldn't you? Yeah! You're smart! Come on, help me out!"

[Eggs]

Henry looked above his computer's screen, but only for a moment. He was dressed in a semi-casual outfit. Jeans, a button-up collared shirt, and average shoes. "Yeah, I'm listening. And I probably could." He typed some more stuff and then closed the computer, leaning back on the bench just a little bit. "And I don't see any harm in doing it. After all, they catch you? It's on your ass, not mine." He scratched at his chin. Even at a young age, he was blessed with the gift of a pretty damn nice beard, but he usually kept it short for the sake of looking professional. Plus, if they got too long, they got a bunch of stuff in them and that's just gross. But that's besides the point! He opened up his backpack and pulled out a small remote-controlled robot, built the previous afternoon. "Just tell me what you need done to get in."

[Metal Zeta]

"Hehehe, awesome, I KNEW you had my back!" She cheered, jumping up in and down. She calmed down, before smirking. "ALRIGHT! Those shitheads are going to a tournament today. First off, I need you to fuck up their computer's scheduling, making them think it's been postpone until five o'clock. One they get there, they should already be disqualified. " She instructed, giggling to herself. "Then, you mess with their security cameras, making it seem like that pisshead Marcus fucked with the schedule. Get HIM kicked out." She continued, getting really excited for the next part. "And then, I go int there, train my ass off, and when they get back, tell them I'm not leaving until one of them kicks my ass! When they try, I'll beat their FUCKING FACES INTO THE GROUND!" SHe finished, yelling, breaking into laughter. "This is gonna be fucking AWESOME." She said, falling down on her back.

[Eggs]

"Real awesome. Can't wait." Henry's voice was very neutral as he spoke. These types of shenanigans weren't an uncommon experience for him, so he was growing rather used to it. This was much more intricate than usual though! It would give him some fun in the way of testing out his little robit, because using his own computer for screwing with tournaments was a bit too risky. He was good, no denying that, but not quite good enough to be completely undetected by at least one security system. So he'd just alter the schedules directly, using that robot! He put his computer aside and pulled its controls out of the bag, which were...basically a slightly smaller computer with less buttons. It was made yesterday, the dude deserved some credit for that.

He turned it on, and the little robot came to life. He controlled it through a combination of good old WASD and arrow keys, and off it went, towards the edge of the roof. "You know where they keep their stuff? Can't change it if I can't find it."

[Metal Zeta]

"In the back right corner of the gym, there's an small office, that's where they keep thier computer." She explained, sitting down next to him to watch him work...when genius struck her! "...Herny, After you do that...go get your car. After I kick thier asses...we're going down to the building they're having that tournament at.:" She said, an evil grin coming over her face. "We'll wait untill after that tournament...then mess around a bit, making sure those bastards will get another chances at it tomorrow...only, since I would have kicked thier asses by then, they won't be able to fight...so, then, I'll just offer my services, go to that tournament, and kick ass there!"

[Eggs]

"Gotcha." Henry continued to control the little machine towards the edge of the roof, then pressed a button that extended a wall-scaling system of pressurized suction cups. It scaled down from the roof and into a vent. It wasn't the quietest way to get around for a person, but for a tiny little machine like that, it was a good enough way to get around sneakily. It took a few minutes, and slowly but surely, the machine reached the gym's office. It undid the vent from within and crawled down the wall and towards the computer. A small USB cable, or the futuristic equivalent, extended and plugged into the tower. From there, Henry began screwing around with the files.

"Christ. I thought they'd have more security on this." Henry mumbled to himself as he went through the process of changing schedules and splicing together security footage. With his level of expertise, it was elementary. He finished in moments, and then brought the robot back to himself through the vent.

[Metal Zeta]

"....HEHEHE! Thanks, Henry!" She said, giving him a quick hug. She then stood up, punching the air. "Alright, they'll leave in..." She started, looking back at his computer to check the time. "...5 hours! That'll give me plenty of time to get ready! Hey! You should come wagtch me kick those fucker's asses! Come over tot he gym about six, when they should be getting back!"

SOME HOURS LATER

"Come on come on come on!" Elizabeth chanted, beating the ever loving shit out of a punching bag. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" She yelled, as the punching bag...was punched off the rope and hook that kept it in the air. She thee stopped, her eyes darting around. They could hear vehicles stopping. It was time. "Ahhh man, this is gonna be so fucking hot, kicking their asses!" She slamemd her fist into her palm, licking her licks. "Hey, Henry, does that computer have a camera in it? You should totally record this."

[Eggs]

Henry was busy tinkering around with his minibot while Elizabeth wrecked a punching bag into oblivion. He added some hands to it and changed the wiring around. Now it was slightly faster and could pick up small things! It was the start of a long and brilliant career of engineering and robotics. Unless something terrible happened and changed the world forever. But what were the chances of that happening, really? Finishing up his robot work, he put it away and pulled his computer out of his bag, moving a piece of the case away to reveal that there was indeed a camera on the outside part.

"Gonna be recording as soon as it starts. Keep it for all the future generations." He waited patiently, sitting in the front row.

[Metal Zeta]

AND SOON a number of guys walked into the gym...seemingly very upset!

And then they saw Elizabeth. "Hey! You're not to be here!" One of them said, as they glared at him. "Fuck you! I'll come here as long as I want! Only way I'm leaving is if you kick me ass!" She yelled back, crossing her arms, getting excited. "So, if you want me gone...come the fuck one, dickwads!"

One had just gotten tired of this bullshit, and came at her! There was a nasty crack as he felled tot he ground, blood running from his mouth. She looked up, giving a smirk with her mouth slightly open, a way of saying. "You are well and truly fucked."

And to show this...she made her way towards them.

A knee in the stomach, a number of fists to the face, kicks to the groin and head. Heads being grabbed and slammed together, all this and more, as Elizabeth was just laughing like a maniac. "HOLY FUCK THIS IS FUN." She said, grabbing a guy's shoulders and headbutting him. "Henry, you getting this?" She asked, wanting to make sure he was recording.

She was then knocked to the floor, the remaining man standing above her. "Hiya, Marky!"" She smiled, standing back up. "It's Marcus, Liz." He growled back. "Clever. Not really, fuckhead." She said, cracking her neck. "Come on, you'll be the most fun, you won't go down in a single hit!"

[Eggs]

Henry was indeed recording, so when Elizabeth asked, he shot her a thumbs up. "I don't think the camera got the last 'fuck' in. Might wanna throw a few more out for good measure." His voice was full of dry sarcasm, but there was still a tone of amusement to his voice. He moved the computer to keep Elizabeth as the center of the action, proving himself to be a pretty adequate cameraman.

One by one, or sometimes in groups, all the men fell upon being struck. Across Henry's face was a look of entertainment, like he was in the front row seat to a great kung-fu film. Not nearly enough of those out these days. What a shame. Upon the group of men's decimation to a single fighter, Henry gave a few words of encouragement. Sort of.

"Ten bucks on the crazy chick." He called out to nobody in particular, just wanting to throw that out there. In his own way, he was giving Elizabeth some moral support.