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    Horoscopes

    This is just for fun. Don't take anything too seriously. In hiders I will list your spirit animal. Click the image to find out more about it.

    January
    Pay attention. An interesting financial situation will arise.


    February
    You will interact with someone that likes you immensely. Don’t fuck it up.


    March
    A great opportunity will reveal itself shortly. Take it.


    April
    Stop masturbating before you hurt yourself.


    May
    Try going commando.


    June
    Go on an adventure today. You will find something valuable.


    July
    Stop bullshitting yourself.


    August
    Start being nicer to others, otherwise no one will go to your funeral.


    September
    You are wonderful and you should feel wonderful.


    October
    One of these days, if you steal something, you will be punished severely.


    November
    You are going to fail at something. Keep at it. You’ll fail at it more. It’ll be worth it in the end.


    December
    Don’t hold your pee. You’re going to get a bladder infection if you do.

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    I got a stupid toad.

    Pulled into war to serve a vision;
    That's supposed to last a thousand years.
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    I am greatly amused by the accurate advice I was given.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Australian View Post
    I got a stupid toad.









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    Fossaaaaa. c:


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    Damn Toad!




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    What the fuck kind of advice is "Go commando"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    What the fuck kind of advice is "Go commando"?
    the best advice









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