Ladies of Spam;

[Whetfeather]

So your boyfriend is trying to kill any pets you have... Congrats?

Azaleas are poisonous...

I live in a dorm and his apartment doesn't allow pets.

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My boyfriend cooks for me, gives me a massage, and plays with my hair when I'm sick.

I get that as well. He sings to me too. c:

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I'm back with champagne and good manners. How are you all, ladies?

Hahaha! You can stay, Hank.

[Jorick]

No, she made a thread about her 4,000th post and I said in it "I was expecting something better." So she then came to my thread that had substantial information to it and decided to try and be snide. No one could ever say something like that about you, Clirky.

Your view of "substantial information" appears to be horrible skewed. The information contained in your thread is that you're sick, you have a boyfriend, and he bought you flowers. None of these are substantial. They're the kind of pointless drivel one would find in a Facebook status update or a blog maintained by a mindless ninny; yes, I realize that is kind of redundant. Both threads are completely pointless, get over yourself.

In summary:

[Noxious]

Due to the fact that I'm sick, my lovely boyfriend brought me these flowers:

My immediate thought was the money your boyfriend spent on that could have spent on whiskey, which will actually make you feel better.

I'm back with champagne and good manners. How are you all, ladies?

and then I totally giggled.

Your view of "substantial information" appears to be horrible skewed. The information contained in your thread is that you're sick, you have a boyfriend, and he bought you flowers. None of these are substantial. They're the kind of pointless drivel one would find in a Facebook status update or a blog maintained by a mindless ninny; yes, I realize that is kind of redundant. Both threads are completely pointless, get over yourself.

In summary:

and then giggled some more.

[Hellis]

Jorick. I just burst ou laughing making the kid next to trip the fuck out.

[SmexySpiral]

Your view of "substantial information" appears to be horrible skewed. The information contained in your thread is that you're sick, you have a boyfriend, and he bought you flowers. None of these are substantial. They're the kind of pointless drivel one would find in a Facebook status update or a blog maintained by a mindless ninny; yes, I realize that is kind of redundant. Both threads are completely pointless, get over yourself.

In summary:

Someone suck Jorick's dick right fucking now.

[BlueRose]

Your view of "substantial information" appears to be horrible skewed. The information contained in your thread is that you're sick, you have a boyfriend, and he bought you flowers. None of these are substantial. They're the kind of pointless drivel one would find in a Facebook status update or a blog maintained by a mindless ninny; yes, I realize that is kind of redundant. Both threads are completely pointless, get over yourself.

In summary:

If I could like this Post I would. Instead I will put it in my sig when I get home.

[Jorick]

My immediate thought was the money your boyfriend spent on that could have spent on whiskey, which will actually make you feel better.

and then I totally giggled.

and then giggled some more.

Jorick. I just burst ou laughing making the kid next to trip the fuck out.

Someone suck Jorick's dick right fucking now.

If I could like this Post I would. Instead I will put it in my sig when I get home.

[Kill Bones]

Jorick isn't the best

Feel my sick passive agressive fires

[Jorick]

Jorick isn't the best

Feel my sick passive agressive fires

Your jealousy only adds more fuel to the inferno that is my ego.

[Kill Bones]

Your jealousy only adds more fuel to the inferno that is my ego.

And I thought my simile was shitty

Now we're doing metaphors