POKEMON PART 2: THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES

[BigPizza77]

RULES: like, next to none within some semblance of reason. just dont like, ruin everything. go crazy within reason and have fun.

your first post should include this for some sort of context, like your trainer ID card in the games i guess.

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Home town/region:
Starter:
Starter description: (Youre encouraged to photoshop your own pokemon companion, preferably out of parts from existing pokemon art. but this is not at all required, go crazy, or use existing pokemon).
Bio:
Personality: (if you feel like it)
Appearance: (if you can, photoshop yourself a trainer! itll be great.)


the part 1 thread, before being closed, implied a mysterious new island with some sort of auschwitz-like death camp.

the new region was quickly found to have special stones creating mega-muks, tar monsters, and even a Shrek.

the part 1 thread ended with a cliffhanger between a beefed up snorlax taking on the shrek right after the main characters caused hundreds of tar muks to "faint"

(Part 1 thread, if you're curious.)


TLR: new region, has shrek(s?), lots of new pokemon, new trainers showed up and stuff happened. stuff died.

this is a virgin region for trainers to race to ravange first.
go crazy.

[onathonstrips]

Turns out the Shrek conflict was resolved by the Mega-Muk fusing with Shrek, creating the Giga Shrega-Shruk.

[BigPizza77]

"oh!" exclaimed Kronk, "that is probably one of the most impressive fusion-evolutions i've seen in quite awhile!"

Kronk looked at his newly-evolved Pleck and pondered...


"what if we found more Shreks and fused them with our pokemon" asked Kronk, looking at the big-haired-friend-whose-name-he-still-did-not-know

[DavidGustav]

"Daaaaang, Blip. Thats one rough tough pokemon!" Jarek said patting Blip on the back and proceeding to give him a back rub. "Snorlax, how are we going to be able to travel around super duper fast?" Jarek's buff-ass Snorlax inflated to the fattest Snorlax you ever did see and then deflated back down to his buff-ass sculpted-ass body. "Oh I see! You can inflete yourself so you can roll around at fast speed! I love you Stronglax." He said before kissing his beloved Ryan Gosling-like Snorlax.

[BigPizza77]

but suddenly... there was a stir in the corpse of Mike...

OH BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS




MIKE THE MUK-MELTED! BACK FROM THE DEAD!?! Pleck grapples with this abomination as Kronk tried to gain the help of Blip and the Giga Shrega-Shruk

[onathonstrips]

"The Giga Shrega-Shruk..." Blip muttered. "The most powerful Pokemon... majestic... beautiful... those ears..." Blip became flustered and fainted where he stood. When he woke up, Giga Shrega-Shruk was holding him in his arms. Blip looked deep into Giga Shrega-Shruk's eyes and blushed. "Your gunk is so sloppy..." Blip sighed. Giga Shrega-Shruk smiled back, with uttermost respect for his trainer. The two leaned in, and were overcome with feelings of intense affection and love. Their mouths were locked, sucking on each other's lips sensually. Neither had ever felt such excruciatingly romantic and sensational feelings of sexual liberalism. Once the kiss had ended naturally, the two reborn lovers indulged in the feelings that came with the encompassing intimacy of the situation. Blip wiped the spatter off of his mouth, looking up at his eternal companion with burning tenderness. They embraced, with the Giga Shrega-Shruk housing his partner in angelic scuz.

[DavidGustav]

"Oh goddammit!" Jarek shouted. "Stronglax use spaghetti SPIT!" Stronglax then jumped in front of Jarek and long-ass, cooked-ass, tomato sauced-ass spaghetti noodles flew out of its pits. "Ooh yeah git em good. Make em hurt with those noodles."

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Tonight is the night we perish. Tonight is the night the pokemon world becomes the pokemon world only its destroyed. Tonight Mike gets his way and the land becomes his hell. No pokemon can defeat this threat. The sky turned red, the sun dimmed, the Earth began to shake, and the trees began to die. It was time. Time for God to reap the sinners. It was time for reckoning. It was only a matter of time before time itself split and space collapses into itself causing the greatest paradox known to man. All that has ever existed will be lost. This is the time. This is the reckoning. This is the impact. This is what we deserve. This is the way the world ends.

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Thanks, Obama.

[BigPizza77]

at this, thousands of guitar shrieks vibrate through the ground. shaking the now charred earth to the core. ancient pokemon of unknown origin, tearing their way out of the fabric of reality, surrounding our heroes and aiding mike in his terrible cause.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/5329/15209204.png


Fuckin' mike, the shithead, the loser, the doof, trying and now succeeding in controlling the multiverse, but who controls this machine's strings?



(thanksobama)