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    Constant beep.

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Mmm, wow. What a weird dream. I wonder what playing Nintendo with my Mom symbolizes.

    The fuck?


    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    What the shit is that noise? My Tv? Better try turning it off.

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Well, it's not that. What if I plug my ears?

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Holy shit I can still hear it with my finger in my ear! Is this Tinnitus? Is that what happens? You just wake up one day with fucking Tinnitus?

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    I better get up and try to find a source. If I don't find the source then I have tinnitus and fuck. Shit I forgot my dad is staying over. Did I catch a contact high? Can you get a contact high from meth? Why did he have to pick today to tweak out and call the cops? Am I on tweak? Fuck.

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Damn, it's 5AM. Nobody wake up. I better pretend to be using the bathroom. It sounds like it's coming from upstairs.


    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Thank god it's louder up here. I thought I had tinnitus. Or is there just more not-sound up here and it's making it worse? It's probably the tv. Hmm. Well covering my ears works better than before. What was I doing wrong downstairs?

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Well it seems like it's coming from the stove. What the fuck is making that fucking noise? Wow. When I turn the oven fan on the noise stops for a moment.


    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    WHY DOES THE NOISE STOP FOR A MOMENT!? HOLY SHIT IT IS THE VENT? IS IT SOMETHING OUTSIDE? ALIENS?

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    I'm toggling this oven fan and wtf?

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Here comes dad. Please say "What's that noise?" Please say "What's that noise?"

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    "What's that noise?" Thank god.

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    "I dunno, but when I mess with the oven fan it stops for a bit"

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Ugh, I better check the living room and goddammit fuck me it's the tv. A bunch of colored bars and one retarded white square bouncing around. You stupid fucking old people can't hear this shit?

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

    "What was it?"

    "The tv. I could hear it in my room and I couldn't fall asleep. You freaking old people couldn't hear that?"

    He doesn't seem so tweaked right now. Thank god it's not tinnitus.
    Last edited by AwsonRew; 01-26-2013 at 05:43 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainaa View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by AwsonRew View Post
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Mmm, wow. What a weird dream. I wonder what playing Nintendo with my Mom symbolizes.
    Try stopping the dream and blowing on the cartridge...
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