Florida, why you so crazy?

[Jorick]

[DearJayne]

Read title of video.

That was all I needed to know.

[TheStinger]

DAMN!!!! *With Ron Simmons voice*

[Christiefries]

I like how he tries to come up with a reason for why there was two different poop piles.

Also, do I even want to know how you came across this?

I assume this guy is in jail now, but for how long?

Wtf do any other countries have these issues XD

[Caylie Unicorn]

I doubt other countries have these problems, it's just Merica'

[Jorick]

I like how he tries to come up with a reason for why there was two different poop piles.

Also, do I even want to know how you came across this?

I assume this guy is in jail now, but for how long?

Wtf do any other countries have these issues XD

Gotta make sense out of it somehow.

I came across it because I'm subscribed to this channel. They're basically clips from an online news program. Nothing too shocking there.

He hasn't actually been sentences to anything yet, but from their source: "Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence." And it's in Florida, so after a little research...

Criminal mischief: Depends on how much damage he did. Could be as little as 60 days in jail and a $500 fine and as much as 5 years in jail plus a $5000 fine.
Battery: A year in jail and/or a year on probation and/or a $1000 fine.
Occupied burglary: Minimum 21 months in prison, maximum of 15 years jail and/or 15 years probation and/or $10,000 fine.
Resisting arrest without violence: Up to 1 year in jail and a $1000 fine.

So in total.... He's looking at a minimum of just about 2 years in jail and a maximum of 22 years, plus possibly up to $22,000 in fines.


And no, it's just America. We're fucking retarded.

[Caylie Unicorn]

Best part is him assaulting the vacuum and snorting the dust. Gotta be American to beat the vacuum and snort its contents

[Ruby]

Please stop being bored enough to find such things. <3

[Rose Swan]

That is why I refuse to go to college in Florida.

That and Colorado.

[NigelThornberry]

Florida causes chaos in the elections. CHAOS.