Perks of Doing Laundry:

[Taaja Hart]

I found so much shit I was missing.

A $10 bill

a stick of lip balm that actually SURVIVED the washer and dryer

A tube of mascara that I have been missing for literally months



Not to mention my wardrobe has been replenished with good-smelling, clean clothings. Heeeeeeennnggggg.

[Hank]

How many clothes do you have that you can go without doing the laundry for so long?

[Rilla]

Since she is a woman, I'm assuming enough to clothe several families for a good couple of months.

[Taaja Hart]

How many clothes do you have that you can go without doing the laundry for so long?

I did laundry between losing the mascara and finding it now. I don't know how it got there.

But I did go home for a few weeks over Christmas, so maybe...? I don't know.


STOP JUDGING, HANKY PANK, GAWD.

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Since she is a woman, I'm assuming enough to clothe several families for a good couple of months.

False. To the second part of the sentence. Not the first.

[Hank]

I did laundry between losing the mascara and finding it now. I don't know how it got there.

But I did go home for a few weeks over Christmas, so maybe...? I don't know.


STOP JUDGING, HANKY PANK, GAWD.

You're putting yourself here for me to judge. Don't expect me to not make subtly snide remarks.

[SmexySpiral]

The real perk of doing laundry is fabric softener.

I always smell like a fucking meadow.

[Taaja Hart]

You're putting yourself here for me to judge. Don't expect me to not make subtly snide remarks.

[Hank]

[TP]

Never done laundry in my life.

[The Australian]

Never done laundry in my life.

That's disgusting.