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  1. 01-26-2013 #1
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    So, whenever I have a girlfriend or something

    I should so get these on Valentine's day.



    CAUSE NOTHING SAYS “I LOVE YOU” LIKE A SLAB OF BEEF



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    Meh, you might as well go the full mile and get real cows hearts

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    If you have a real woman in your life, she'd be able to get regularly priced beef and shape it into a heart.


    Made with love.


    Good idea, though.


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    I would get it.

    And make her cook them.

    And they better come out perfect.

    Or I'm dumpin' the broad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taaja Hart View Post
    If you have a real woman in your life, she'd be able to get regularly priced beef and shape it into a heart.


    Made with love.


    Good idea, though.
    But, this would be my present to her. Giving it to her to shape into a heart would defeat the purpose. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilla View Post
    I would get it.

    And make her cook them.

    And they better come out perfect.

    Or I'm dumpin' the broad.
    Of course she'll be cookin' 'em. Unless they're being grilled.



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    Quote Originally Posted by TP View Post
    But, this would be my present to her. Giving it to her to shape into a heart would defeat the purpose. D:


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    I'll put her ass to work on the grill.

    I bet Christie would do it for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TP View Post
    Mildly frazzled.


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