OMG GUIZE OBAMA

[Jorick]

I wanted a reason to call Morgan Freeman a retard because I haven't done that yet.

Oh, okay then, carry on.

[Noxious]

I heard Obama paid people to kill all those bald eagles because he really wanted to make a commercial with a child holding a bald eagle for an anti-gun ad. He's trying to steal our freedom, starting with our guns. Are we really going to stand for this? From someone who would have precious and noble bald eagles (and children, he probably paid to have them killed too) murdered in cold blood?

[TP]

I heard Obama paid people to kill all those bald eagles because he really wanted to make a commercial with a child holding a bald eagle for an anti-gun ad. He's trying to steal our freedom, starting with our guns. Are we really going to stand for this? From someone who would have precious and noble bald eagles (and children, he probably paid to have them killed too) murdered in cold blood?

OMG IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! TELL FOX NEWS!!!! TELL RUSH LIMBAH SO HE CAN TALK ABOUT IT ON HIS SHITTY RADIO SHOW!!!!!!!!

[Jorick]

I heard Obama paid people to kill all those bald eagles because he really wanted to make a commercial with a child holding a bald eagle for an anti-gun ad. He's trying to steal our freedom, starting with our guns. Are we really going to stand for this? From someone who would have precious and noble bald eagles (and children, he probably paid to have them killed too) murdered in cold blood?

As someone who hates children, thinks people shouldn't own guns, and doesn't give a fuck about birds... Yes, I am indeed going to stand for it. I wish he could have a third term. :D
But not really because he's actually kind of awful, only voted for him because both times he was the lesser of two evils.

OMG IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! TELL FOX NEWS!!!! TELL RUSH LIMBAH SO HE CAN TALK ABOUT IT ON HIS SHITTY RADIO SHOW!!!!!!!!

LIMBAUGH*

[TP]

LIMBAUGH*

THANK