Your left hand is a bruiser.
He woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
He's tired of not getting to play with Sir Penis like Righty does.
Burn on back of hand (Oven at work, three weeks ago)
Slice missing off finger (Cutting hashbrowns at work, two weeks ago)
Various small cuts with little bits of lemon inside (Paring potatoes, followed by squeezing lemons, last week)
Scrapes on index and middle finger knuckles (Somehow got on the drive into school on Friday???)
More scrapes on little finger knuckle (Somehow got on the bus ride home today??!?)
Left hand. Stop. What are you doing.
Like, none of them are anything to look at on their own. It's the fact that they keep building up. It looks like my left hand decided to get into a minor tussle.
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Also the fact that I don't even know where half of them came from.
I used to get mysterious injuries like that all the time as a kid.
You're like one of those animals that is just begging for a horrible death. LOL