What the fuck. This dream I had.

[Taaja Hart]

FIRSTLY: I hate you all. I've started to have dreams about Spam.


SECONDLY: Here is that dream.



All right. So we were all at some kind of... I dunno. A bar or something. A cafe or whatever and we were sitting around having drinks and talking and shit. At night. Classy. Oh, and by 'we' I mean myself, Kyuki, Hank, TP, Bea and Mike, and some others that I can't remember. But we were having some laughs, when we notice that Hank has disappeared. We're all like, what? Where'd Hank go? When all of a sudden we look up and he's driving a BIG FUCKING PLANE that he's just stolen from... I dunno. The nearest airport. >__> And the cool thing about this plane is that it's like... a convertible plane. As in, the top can come off, like... slide back. But I guess you're not supposed to do that at 40,000 ft, whatever.

Anyway, he's stolen this plane, and he LANDS it in front of the cafe where we're all like OMG HOLY SHIT, HANK. And he's all like HOP IN, GUYS!

So we do the logical thing and hop in. Hank starts steering it down the street or whatever, with the convertible roof rolled back. And then he takes off with all of us like HOLY SHIT, WHO KNEW HANK KNEW HOW TO FLY PLANES. Anyway he takes us on a little plane ride which is scary as hell because we don't have seatbelts on and for some reason, the walls on the outside of the plane are gone, too, so if we fall, we're dead.

So we fly over the city and eventually Hank lands us at the airport and he just says "I have no idea where I got this so I'll just pick a random landing strip." Hank lands perfectly and we all cheer and yaaay everything's happy. But Hank still wants to explore the plane or something. So the rest of us get off while Hank explores.

Except that's when the airport security come in.

I don't remember much else aside from being at the bar/cafe again with everyone reading the newspaper, in which there's an article about how someone stole a plane, flew it around, landed it, then was lurking around inside when police came and sedated him with a tranquilizer, only this man was naked when they got there.

Then I woke up.

Strange-ass dream.

Thanks for the plane ride, Hank. You're clearly a daredevil martyr who knows how to fly planes.

[Hank]

You're welcome. The shit I do in my spare time...

[Keepvogel]

Hank actually has his license, and like, 8 hours of flight time?

[HaloAssault]

...I want your dreams.

[Sherlock Holmes]

That dream.. So much WTF and hilarity. XD

[Taaja Hart]

I feel like it would make a good short film.

[TP]

Fuck yeah I was in the dream.

But, I like the way it sounds. And, it's just up Hank's category.

[Hank]

WTF and hilarity. XD

Sums up me pretty good as well, doesn't it?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sums up me pretty good as well, doesn't it?

Indubitably.

[Scribz]

Clearly you's be wantin some of the ol' hanky panky.