Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.
I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.
Originally Posted by Jorick
You, sir, are a rotten bastard.
Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter
I bet you have a nice ass.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?
Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.
Originally Posted by NatsumeHack
You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
Industrial Strength bleach, orange flavoured, and Uranium.
"The root of all fear is imagination"
Originally Posted by Jorick
They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
dont be strangers to love.
know the rules and so will she.
think of commitments
she wouldnt get this from any other guy
tell her how your feeling
make her understand
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her
Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.
Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.
Originally Posted by Griever
I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime
Originally Posted by Rilla
Immortalize the following forever Drago;
"TheBlackMan approves of you now."
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
You're a filthy bastard, Drago.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Originally Posted by Jorick
Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.