All the stars do it.
I am truly and completely shook. No, DESTROYED, regarding today's unfortunate events. I am truly sorry that I could no prevent it, nor protect all my fellow spammers from the devil himself. Jorick seemed like a good man, could have been a good man, but alas, was tempted and succumbed to the dark side.
Some may point the finger at me, Hellis, and shout baffling impurities, masquerading the fact that I am the cause of Jorick's....imprudence. To this I say BLASPHEMY. He is his own man, capable of making his own decisions. If he chose to follow my actions, it is not my fault, but his own for not being able to bring his ID and his Ego to a civilized understanding.
Let this be a lesson to you, my loves: no creepy, fetish-like object of a tentacle monster is to re-surface here, or anywhere, for I cleanse all your souls with the purity that was given to me from Samuel L. Jackson himself. I quote his words of wisdom, and say: "I'm tired, of these motherfucking tentacles, in this motherfucking spam."
AMEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
On a serious note, the universe was on my side. Jorick's glass overflowed, while mine continues to fill. I understand the mods, however, there are a lot of young children here and they shouldn't be exposed to anything that refers to sex.
Class dismissed.
Someone bring me lemon water.
LEMON.WATER.PLEASE.
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Don't have sex with the mods next time.
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?
You have sincerity dripping out of every orifice. Am I the only one who feels like Vslayer is bragging to get away with it?
REPORTED FOR CONFRONTATIONAL DIALOUGEOriginally Posted by Turtlicious
Winner of:
Funniest Spammer 2013
Most Quotable Spammer 2013
Spam Prince 2013
Look at these meaningless awards
Drown me in your jealousy baby
YOU GOT MY THREAD LOCKED YOU BABBLING BONEHEADED MAROON AND I HOPE YOU STOMP ON A LEGO IN YOUR BARE FEET BECAUSE YOU'RE AWFUL!
.... Get her KillBones
if you have read amory wars feel obligated to PM me.
Oh yeah baby.
I mean NO. IMPURE.IMPURE.
Chips fall where they made. In this case, women. On each other. Oups.
I just wanna bring back some humor, as everyone is taking this so seriously.
Apology not accepted.
You got Jorick banned, that's unacceptable.
The White Army and the Black Baron;
Are trying to force us back to the Tsar.
This is why I've missed you, love.
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