We should write erotic stories.
“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"
"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."
"It is more blessed to give than to receive."
"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."
"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."
"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.
I don't know why you'd want me to read them. It took me at least two hours to read twenty pages of Slenderbone because I couldn't stop laughing.
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I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.
Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty
Credit to Harby the Australian Harbringer.
V-day is Vagina Day as far as I'm concerned and has nothing to do with Valentine's Day.
Also I just found this.
[4:25:17 PM] Hank: I'm so emotionally unstable u guise ;_;
[4:25:20 PM] Hank: hold me
[4:25:25 PM] Sophi: Sophi holds at arms length
[4:25:28 PM] Holmes: Awe. U poor bby.
[4:25:39 PM] Taaj: Taaj gently places Hank into a teacup
If we're doing fan fics, I don't think it should be a co-operation between the two people. It should be done individually, and then given to that person.
Spam Talks Philosophy 3rd Edition
My lovely surprise for KB doesn't feel special anymore
Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty
Forever and a Dalek
I made a little playlist.
God dammit, Hank.
That was terrible.
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Darthwarman Rage Quit 1
Darthwarman Rage Quit 2: Electric Boogaloo