I'm glad you asked.
This is going to be my attempt at hosting a Forum Adventure in Spam. Now, in the past, other people's attempts at these have be unsuccessful, and the threads died off. But, when done right, Forum Adventures can be extremely fun for everybody involved. Unfortunately, my drawing skills suck more dick than a prostitute, so this will be a text-only FA.
How this shit is going to work:
For those of you unfamiliar with Forum Adventures, here is the basic setup. The host (Myself in this case) will write a few paragraphs to start off the story. From there, anyone can offer suggestions on what the main character should do. I will select the best option(s) and write another story post. Rinse and repeat.
How to format an action suggestion:
IMPORTANT: Suggestions must be formatted like this, or they will be disregarded. This is basically so I can skim posts and easily see action suggestions. The format is this: actions must be bolded and preceded by the ">" symbol.
Example of a correctly formatted post:
Example of worthless bullshit:
It's fairly simple.
Why the fuck are you doing this, KB?
As stated earlier, FAs are really fun if done correctly. If you need a better explanation than that... well...
That being said, let's begin!