Ultimate Sparring Match

[ShowdownVD]

Ok, this has no OOC. Just come, because I need help keeping myself from becoming rusty. Yes, you may be OP, but no autohitting.

I walk into the bamboo forest, weapons sheathed and I await my opponents.

[UllarWarlord]

A small pink blot appeared in the sky. As it grew larger, one could almost make out what looked like...a teddy bear? Suddenly it collided with the earth with a large

THUD

It was a teddy bear...but it was slightly larger than your average stuffed animal. It seemed to have two mechanical items haphazardly strapped to its wrists. As it lifted its head, you noticed it had a laser tracker in place of one of its eyes. It seemed to have been through a haphazard operation, being crudely stitched together. Its tracker caught the body of Showdown. Its mechanical appliances quickly revealed deadly chainsaws, already stained with what looked like various colors of the rainbow. It seemed to stumble and run at the same time, over to its target, yelling all the while:

HUG ME HUG ME HUG ME

[we never finished our sparring, so we might as well do it here. ;P]

[ShowdownVD]

I pulled out Bladovek and held it behind me in a ready stance. The materials of the bear. Metal, cotton, and.... denim? Hmmm..... strange. No matter. I concentrated and wrapped fire around my blade, then, with a few good slashes, i sent fireballsof blue and green hurtling straight for the abdomen of the giant toy. I would first break the plaything, and then the one who was playing with it.

[UllarWarlord]

The small creature adeptly leaped over the fireballs, leaving a small rainbow trail behind it. It then revved up its chainsaws, as it prepared to land on its victim and tear into some flesh...perhaps that would make it easier to hug.

[ShowdownVD]

I quickly cocooned myself in a fire shield of purple flames as the bear was over me. I then pinned the nitrogen in the air to its body. Undodgable since it was untracable. Ineffective in itself, but not once my plan took place.

[UllarWarlord]

A great explosion took place, and the bear seemed somewhat unharmed.

Other than the fact that its head had separated from its body.

Both pieces simply laid there for a few moments, both oozing out rainbowish goo. An antenna was now visible on the creature's back.

Then, the body began to move.

It picked up its head, and seemed to charge up a stream of energy from its neck.

Then it let loose with a deadly rainbow, aimed directly at Showdown.

No matter what happened afterwards, it would reattach its head, distend its arms, then become a spinning tornado of rainbowy chainsaw death.

[ShowdownVD]

I launch myself into the air and dodge the stream, landing on the other side of the bear and wrapping stone armor around myself.

[UllarWarlord]

The spinning stops, and the chainsaws retract. The creature then starts pulsing with colorful power, and eventually rammed into the stone armor with enough force to shatter it - and the one inside.

[ShowdownVD]

I wince as the impact shoots me out the back of the armor, but thankful I had thought of one thing. I quickly teleported a few miles away as the bomb I had implanted in the front of the armor using natural ores creates a nuclear explosion. To top it off, I had brought in lightning clouds, causing the lightning to aim at the one object with plenty of nitrogen--

The bear.

[UllarWarlord]

And the lightning struck.

As well as the bomb.

And it was more than just the creature's head that was blown off.

It was all of the rest of him too, reduced to nothing more than ashes on the ground. The ashes blew away in the wind.

Well done...well done... A voice that reeked of pure evil echoed throughout Showdown's mind.

Now...RISE. Suddenly, a nondescript temple in the distance shone with all the colors of the rainbow.

The ground beneath Showdown began to rot and crack. Then...

A pink arm came out.

And another. Then another...

An army of small, pink teddy bears, all rotten to the core, shambled over to Showdown.

Your fears shall overwhelm you...

[Couldn't think of what to do next, so I thought, "Who doesn't like a good zombie apocalypse?" XD]