PROBLEM!!?? HALP!!!

[vslayer]

OMG I WAS MAKIN' A LATE LUNCH-BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!! I CRACKED AN EGG, DROPPED IT IN DEH PAN, EVERYTHING WAS GOIN' WELL??????..... I USED A SPATULA TO FLIP IT OVER AND WHEN I DID, IT HIT THE SIDE OF THE PAN AND THE YOLK POPPED AND ITS DELICIOUS, YELLOW LIQUID EMPTIED ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!!!!!!!!!! WUT 2 DO???????? CAN'T, DON'T KNOW....I DUN KNOW WAT TO DO PLZZ HALP!!!!!???!!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!?????????????!!! SPAM HALP PLZ DEAR BABY BLACK JESUS MORGAN FREEMAN1111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!1111111111111 !!!..../

[Sophistikit]

u r not ok

[♠Ace♠]

Lick it up like the dog you are.

[Hellis]

Lick it up like the dog you are.

A Classy approach to commoners you got there old chap. Pep Pep.

[Taaja Hart]

[Dervish]

Critical mission failure. Break out the gas and matches and just burn down the kitchen and start over. The situation clearly isn't salvagable.

[SmexySpiral]

[ImANargleHunter]

Critical mission failure. Break out the gas and matches and just burn down the kitchen and start over. The situation clearly isn't salvagable.

Just stay in the kitchen while you're at it.
We may not be able to eat the eggs, but if you char yourself, we'll be able to eat you.

[vslayer]

Critical mission failure. Break out the gas and matches and just burn down the kitchen and start over. The situation clearly isn't salvagable.

I thought so. I think...I'll do it. I'll just..fuck it. I'll ask my roommates where they keep their containers full of gas.

Just stay in the kitchen while you're at it.
We may not be able to eat the eggs, but if you char yourself, we'll be able to eat you.

Are you offerin' honey?

[Clirkus]

u r not ok