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01-29-2013 #11
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Send me a PM with the form, Whet. :3

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!
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01-29-2013 #12

Whetfeather

Harbinger of Mischief

Are you gonna put all the names in the hat and draw them out? How's that process gonna go down?

Add me on skype and I might sing to you.

Originally Posted by Sole

ANNNNNNNNNNNGST

Originally Posted by Clirkus

By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c;

Originally Posted by Squee

Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D:

Originally Posted by vslayer

Holy....female boner on the rise.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

..... Sexy bitch.

Originally Posted by Toellner

Your not very pretty either.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she?
Much, much better.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'(

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Australian

And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves.

-Dickus 69:42

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01-29-2013 #13

Squee

Lady of the Lake

I was going to assign everyone numbers and do it a generator way.

But names out of a hat sounds fun.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!

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01-29-2013 #14

Azarthes

Diamonds

Fuck.
I just thought of the most romantic poem ever.
Sign me up.
I've got this shit.

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^

Fuck Foxxel to many words and shit

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Your eloquence is breathtaking.

Don't mind me, just dethroning some bitches

Originally Posted by Squee

Sherlock is no long the RPG Art Master.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I-want-to-stick-my-dick-in-animals-y.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Raichuisdabest is a fun spammer who is better then rilla.

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01-29-2013 #15

vslayer

Your mother's GF

I want in fo sho.

Originally Posted by shelbermonstah

I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-

Originally Posted by Gryphon

I hate you so much I think I love you.

Originally Posted by Sole

You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Vslayer, marry me please.

Originally Posted by Siruya

Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I love Vslayer.

Originally Posted by Gin

I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33

Originally Posted by Unibroue

I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3

Originally Posted by BelaTalbot

I love you.

Originally Posted by Siruya

I vouch for Vslayer.

SHE IS EPIC.

Originally Posted by Lebuff

I love you vslayer.

Originally Posted by dman0649

V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3

Originally Posted by Siruya

I wanna slap Vslayers tits.

With my face.

Originally Posted by Griever

8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer

Originally Posted by scribbleking

It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.

Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"

Originally Posted by Siruya

*touches Vslayer's hair*

*orgasms to death*

Originally Posted by Griever

I cover you in chili lime sauce

I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them

I walk around the apartment in my boxers

Originally Posted by Bunnay

I fuckin' love you bitch.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...

Originally Posted by MadMoxxi

Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?

Originally Posted by Bela

it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds

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01-29-2013 #16

Whetfeather

Harbinger of Mischief

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Fuck.
I just thought of the most romantic poem ever.
Sign me up.
I've got this shit.

I hope I get you. But who knooowwwsss. c:

Add me on skype and I might sing to you.

Originally Posted by Sole

ANNNNNNNNNNNGST

Originally Posted by Clirkus

By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c;

Originally Posted by Squee

Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D:

Originally Posted by vslayer

Holy....female boner on the rise.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

..... Sexy bitch.

Originally Posted by Toellner

Your not very pretty either.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she?
Much, much better.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'(

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Australian

And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves.

-Dickus 69:42

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01-29-2013 #17

Azarthes

Diamonds

And by romantic I mean hilarious and inappropriate

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^

Fuck Foxxel to many words and shit

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Your eloquence is breathtaking.

Don't mind me, just dethroning some bitches

Originally Posted by Squee

Sherlock is no long the RPG Art Master.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I-want-to-stick-my-dick-in-animals-y.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Raichuisdabest is a fun spammer who is better then rilla.

Reply With Quote

01-29-2013 #18

Whetfeather

Harbinger of Mischief

Even better! XD

Add me on skype and I might sing to you.

Originally Posted by Sole

ANNNNNNNNNNNGST

Originally Posted by Clirkus

By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c;

Originally Posted by Squee

Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D:

Originally Posted by vslayer

Holy....female boner on the rise.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

..... Sexy bitch.

Originally Posted by Toellner

Your not very pretty either.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she?
Much, much better.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'(

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Australian

And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves.

-Dickus 69:42

Reply With Quote

01-29-2013 #19

vslayer

Your mother's GF

Whoever I get, man they're in for a ride. A ride down V road.

Originally Posted by shelbermonstah

I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-

Originally Posted by Gryphon

I hate you so much I think I love you.

Originally Posted by Sole

You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Vslayer, marry me please.

Originally Posted by Siruya

Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I love Vslayer.

Originally Posted by Gin

I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33

Originally Posted by Unibroue

I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3

Originally Posted by BelaTalbot

I love you.

Originally Posted by Siruya

I vouch for Vslayer.

SHE IS EPIC.

Originally Posted by Lebuff

I love you vslayer.

Originally Posted by dman0649

V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3

Originally Posted by Siruya

I wanna slap Vslayers tits.

With my face.

Originally Posted by Griever

8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer

Originally Posted by scribbleking

It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.

Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"

Originally Posted by Siruya

*touches Vslayer's hair*

*orgasms to death*

Originally Posted by Griever

I cover you in chili lime sauce

I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them

I walk around the apartment in my boxers

Originally Posted by Bunnay

I fuckin' love you bitch.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...

Originally Posted by MadMoxxi

Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?

Originally Posted by Bela

it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds

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01-29-2013 #20

Azarthes

Diamonds

ACTUALLY WAIT NO I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS ANYMORE.
I don't want to forget this and fuck it up and I know I will because I'm a decently busy person and in some cases might have to work pretty late sorry squee and everyone else but this is like serious shit and yeah fuck that shit lol.

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^

Fuck Foxxel to many words and shit

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Your eloquence is breathtaking.

Don't mind me, just dethroning some bitches

Originally Posted by Squee

Sherlock is no long the RPG Art Master.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I-want-to-stick-my-dick-in-animals-y.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Raichuisdabest is a fun spammer who is better then rilla.

Reply With Quote

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