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01-29-2013 #1
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VILE WORLD-CHOOSE YOUR OWN PATH

OH LOOK IT'S VILE WORLD AGAIN!

BUT WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S SET UP LIKE EXISTENCE, SO ACE ONLY HAS TO DEAL WITH A SINGLE CHARACTER DOING ONE STUPID THING AT A TIME?

MAYBE HE'LL ACTUALLY GET SHIT DONE THIS TIME!

1. Think Logically, or illogically, as the situation demands.

2. Follow the guidelines set forth for things such as the Inventory. It's a game.
2a. At certain points your character may pick up Deus Ex Machina, which allow him to temporarily break the game.

3. No, your character is neither going to masturbate, fuck random objects, people, or creatures, or physically maim or mutilate himself-especially not in the genitals.

You awake in a world of total darkness. There is no sky above, nor ground below, at least none you can see.

You turn around and in the distance notice two points of light; one yellow, the other red.

WHAT DO?

Quit while you're behind, new kid.

Originally Posted by Mephistopheles to the Lord-Faust, Goethe

Life on earth would not be quite
so vile had you not given him that shine of heavenly light,
that he calls Reason, but which he uses, if at all,
to be more animal than any animal.
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01-29-2013 #2
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Rush recklessly forward toward the pretty red light.

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WOTM #26: Evil Wins is under way and open for voting through June 15th.
Casual Voting | Advanced Voting

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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01-29-2013 #3
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REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE PREVIOUS STORY AND RECITE IT FOR THE AUDIENCE

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^
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01-29-2013 #4
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::: Go to the yellow one.

Originally Posted by BrooklynShoutsOut

Never leave me again, Grif, your absence pained me.

Originally Posted by Bunnay

Wow. You're a bitch. Now I know what gender you are.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I love you, Grif.

Originally Posted by love that panda

Grif, your brilliance never ceases to amaze me.

Originally Posted by Bela

<3 Griffin.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Grif. I love you. By god, I fucking love you.

Originally Posted by Fallenreaper

I officially <3 you Grif...

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Grif<3

Originally Posted by Elendra

I'm starting to like you way more <_<

Originally Posted by Serpentine

Omg, sweetie, I love you to death right now.
so many lols. all around.

Originally Posted by Guru

Nah. I like Grif living. When shit goes wrong, you are my scapegoat. Easy to blame... and people believe it.

Originally Posted by Kooch21

You whore. <3

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I luf you.

Originally Posted by Alphakoka

Awesome? Yes. Adorable? Eww, no, Grifbot. ;p

Originally Posted by Siphran

Who needs Grif? We've got...what do we have thats better than Grif?

Originally Posted by Seravee

Good enough. You've won my undying affection.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I laughed at that harder than I should have.

+1 Grif.

Originally Posted by Esper

Oh Griffin Griffin Griffin. You are awesome beyond the words I can muster. I enjoy whenever we are on during the same time in Tinychat. You constantly make me laugh with your non-serious view of the world and yet I sense beneath that there is a wise person who has learned not to take life too seriously. You have my honest respect for that and I hope you never change.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

This is why Grif > Everyone else until the end of time

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01-29-2013 #5
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Don't pick either

Jag har beslutat att aldrig starta ett orättvist krig, och aldrig avsluta ett rättvist krig utan att besegra mina fiender.
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01-29-2013 #6
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Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Squee.

Squee.

I pass on my title of Spam Fetish Guru to you.

Do me proud.

;_;

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

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01-29-2013 #7

NatsumeHack

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Whip your dick out, and pour the ketchup and mustard on on.

My Blog, Oh my!

Thanks squee.

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01-29-2013 #8

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Ace, you need the preposterone. Display preposterone levels.

Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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Kagamine: Kaga-Kun
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01-29-2013 #9

Jorick

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I'm part of the minority of people giving legit suggestions. Something is wrong here, but I'm not sure if it's with me or everyone else.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is under way and open for voting through June 15th.
Casual Voting | Advanced Voting

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.

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01-29-2013 #10

SebasChan

Per Astra ad Aspera

Go for the red one.

Originally Posted by Richard Jeni

If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Holy shit that's a good one

Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star

Starting immediately

Originally Posted by Elendra

I love you

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Communist Zed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!

BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3

I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.

I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.

NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.

Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby

Originally Posted by The Australian

I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell

<333 <All the hearts.

Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs

I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion

and now I'm done

Originally Posted by Christiefries

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Guru

I love you.

Just saying.

#NerdfightersAlltheWay!

Oh and that picture is adorable.

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