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01-29-2013 #81
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TELL IT TO FUCK OFF

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^

Fuck Foxxel to many words and shit

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Your eloquence is breathtaking.

Don't mind me, just dethroning some bitches

Originally Posted by Squee

Sherlock is no long the RPG Art Master.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I-want-to-stick-my-dick-in-animals-y.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Raichuisdabest is a fun spammer who is better then rilla.
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01-29-2013 #82
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Run away as fast as you can.

Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft

All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.

ARE YOU A PENGUIN?

NO.

LEAVE.

Originally Posted by Discontent

I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...

Originally Posted by Codexanother

How did you... type without arms...?

Originally Posted by SkyFairwind

I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?

Originally Posted by The English

BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!

Originally Posted by xGabrielx

Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards

Originally Posted by Bela

You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Grif, it's termite you're talking to.

He doesn't think like you and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.

Originally Posted by guster746

You'll be in my heart.
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Nevermind you're an ass.
<3

Originally Posted by Jorick

What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Elendra

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Originally Posted by KnightShade

Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.

This theory has some merit.

Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.

We could eat him alive.

Originally Posted by Lucian Heart

You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.

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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.

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You're welcome.
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01-29-2013 #83
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START WORSHIPING IT.
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01-29-2013 #84
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Originally Posted by CommunistZed

START WORSHIPING IT.

Yeah... I was going to say 'sacrifice yourself to Cthulhu' or something, but let's face it, our wodnerful author isn't gonna do that. :|

Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft

All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.

ARE YOU A PENGUIN?

NO.

LEAVE.

Originally Posted by Discontent

I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...

Originally Posted by Codexanother

How did you... type without arms...?

Originally Posted by SkyFairwind

I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?

Originally Posted by The English

BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!

Originally Posted by xGabrielx

Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards

Originally Posted by Bela

You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Grif, it's termite you're talking to.

He doesn't think like you and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.

Originally Posted by guster746

You'll be in my heart.
- - - Updated - - -
Nevermind you're an ass.
<3

Originally Posted by Jorick

What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Elendra

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Originally Posted by KnightShade

Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.

This theory has some merit.

Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.

We could eat him alive.

Originally Posted by Lucian Heart

You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.

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01-30-2013 #85
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Hug the monster, try to make friends with it!

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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