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01-29-2013 #11
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Originally Posted by TripMyHop

Do tell. I'm curious what you think it might be. :o

No. :D

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WOTM #26: Evil Wins is under way and open for voting through June 15th.
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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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01-29-2013 #12
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Originally Posted by Jorick

No. :D

WYNAUT?!

Offline it to me on skype?

http://i.imgur.com/Jk5TqOa.gif?1

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I declare Tripmyhop as the second person in spam to be anywhere good at nick names.
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01-29-2013 #13
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Originally Posted by TripMyHop

WYNAUT?!

Offline it to me on skype?

Mehhhhhhh, fine.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is under way and open for voting through June 15th.
Casual Voting | Advanced Voting

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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01-29-2013 #14
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It actually doesn't have a meaning

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^
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01-29-2013 #15
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Oh Aza, is spoiling other people's fun how you get your kicks? For shame. Have you instead considered getting your kicks in the form of actual kicks? Cuz I know a guy.

...It's me. I'm the kick guy. Let me kick you.
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01-29-2013 #16
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But you have clown sized feet.
Those things would punt me to the moon.

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Darthwarman Rage Quit 1
Darthwarman Rage Quit 2: Electric Boogaloo

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^
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01-29-2013 #17
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Fuck you. Aiming to be Gloin's first ban as return mod. <3

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Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Kaa-chan I gotta say

your signature makes everything you post some how seem more sophisticated and awesome

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

LOLOLOL!

MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!

Originally Posted by Toellner

For the love of god, get to fucking already! I can't hold my breath in the closet for very long.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Guratrix.

Originally Posted by Squee

And usually Drakel is hiding under the bed fapping.

Originally Posted by Drakel

"This bitch is crazy and horny as fuck... Thank god she has mike to rape whenever she has the need."

Originally Posted by Tempest

Bea and I were never married. In fact, we both are in a bitter rivalry for Mike's affections, having mud-wrestling matches hoping for his approval. So far, the winner is unclear.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Queen Beatrix Khan, Low-Queen of Lakewed, Duchess of Motherbury.
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01-29-2013 #18
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Well, start by buying me a drink.
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01-29-2013 #19
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Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

Well, start by buying me a drink.

Whore's Bath or Sex on the Beach?

Done by Bela <3
Original images done by Elia

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Kaa-chan I gotta say

your signature makes everything you post some how seem more sophisticated and awesome

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

LOLOLOL!

MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!

Originally Posted by Toellner

For the love of god, get to fucking already! I can't hold my breath in the closet for very long.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Guratrix.

Originally Posted by Squee

And usually Drakel is hiding under the bed fapping.

Originally Posted by Drakel

"This bitch is crazy and horny as fuck... Thank god she has mike to rape whenever she has the need."

Originally Posted by Tempest

Bea and I were never married. In fact, we both are in a bitter rivalry for Mike's affections, having mud-wrestling matches hoping for his approval. So far, the winner is unclear.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Queen Beatrix Khan, Low-Queen of Lakewed, Duchess of Motherbury.
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